Bitter but optimistic

Bah !! Ungrateful little tadpole! After all the nice things I’ve said about you ............. !

I can’t think of much worse than a gutfull of fizzy giz before physical activity........ but then again I’m not greatly invested in exercise

Does this mean we can no longer call him Corona McKenna? It had such a delightful lilt to it

Any answer is really only guesswork at the moment We need another 4 or 5 games to get a decent picture

At least we didn't mess up the team song

Well Saty, I would think postponing the game is a pretty clear statement.

One of the wittiest posts I have ever read on this site !!!!

This covid virus must be seriously tough [censored]. How any bug could survive with all the drug residues that must be floating around at Windy Hill defies imagination.

Can someone explain to me why [censored] , who apparently have a licence to drive a motor vehicle, cannot park even approximately between parallel white lines but , instead, have to occupy two spaces? It really pisses me off !!!!

Bah !!!! Vulgarians, all of you !!! Does no one appreciate or recognise the sensitivities of a true artist and poet these days?

Have to disagree Jim. I still use and need both Have to say I had some odd looks from others when they see me dutifully marking the goals and behinds

Now this is bs. What is going on here?

Yeah dc bit more than a braise , bit less than a casserole .

It’s a gift dc - a gift!!!

Here's some light amusement lads. Our good friend - inner urban, leftie , greenie tree hugging mate Moonshadow is currently doing a months rehab. Bwahahaha - it's like locking up Bambi ! Bwahahaha - can't drink my shiraz for laughing! Bwahahaha ! I'm so happy !!!!! Hahahahahaha !!!!!!

Jesus. It looks like I’ll never get a free drink out of you od !!!!!

If it’s to The Manor od , bring a case of that Pinot you’re always bragging about but never share ! PS. And don’t use the excuse that you’re fighting with your sister and can’t get any PPS And don’t use the excuse that the aphids struck PPPS And don’t use the excuse that lack of sunlight didn’t allow the vines to ripen

Obviously , I expect to receive an invitation to every available game. The rest of you ……………. go and eat cake.

No idea who'll pick him up Jim. Hunt and Picket, who have the pace, will be at the other end of the ground.

You'll work that out when you have it in your hand Rusty.

Well we won ( unconvincingly to be sure) and ,given the disruptions of the preparation, I reckon the selectors will be looking for continuity and a settled side as far as possible. Kossie was selected originally so, despite his stupidity, a place will be found for him because his pace , and hopefully ability to snag a goal, will be invaluable against Essendon. ANB will probably be the unfortunate out. Jackson looked raw and inexperienced because he is raw and inexperienced. In a normal season ,if he was debuting now , he would at least have had a few Casey games behind him. We definitely lacked a strong marking forward so Weid will get another chance. Smith produced a couple of shockers but the fact we won and he has had an even longer break than others will probably get him another game. If not, Oscar is the logical replacement. I don't see the Smith forward experiment happening. Tmac must lift. IN Kossie, Weid OUT ANB Jackson.

6. Max 5. Petracca 4. Oliver 3. Langdon 2. Salem 1. Rivers ( He looked confident and comfortable for a first gamer)

No no no Andrew ! This will not do at all ! Far too decent and logical. You lambast "vitriol" yet it is the very essence of Demonland - the staff of life so to speak. You must learn to direct it at the AFL, the Media, the coach and the players ( anyone really). However, and most importantly, always remember it is best aimed at other posters. PS . A bit of smut and adolescent obscenity is always welcome also. PPS. A word of warning. There are quite a few wackos and perverts on this site so be wary of them.

Well .... I’ve got no idea what to make of that !!

The pain