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Bitter but optimistic

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  1. Mmmmm interesting analysis. Not sure about the idea of a formula for insanity though. Just as in …….. "close personal encounters" ( corolla virus euphemism ) spontaneity achieves the optimum results.
  2. Just waiting at Scumbury station for the train to Spencer Street. Aiming for my usual counter lunch and gutful of pots before heading over to Docklands Funny …… I don't see any other supporters around. Well as they say …… the early bird ….
  3. You’d better present yourself at The Manor For a jolly good flogging picket You might find it has a calming effect
  4. Someone tell me Who does Chris Scott look like with the face fuzz?
  5. This is elite level stupidity!!! Given recent suspensions and the club instructions they must surely receive- it just beggars belief I am lost for words ........,,
  6. The first time a brothel was listed on the stock exchange I did a pocket load on that investment. Wish you hadn’t reminded me chook !
  7. The team selection is certainly radical However times are strange - unique I like it !!!!!! Provided we win
  8. Actually had my first Zoom just recently. Wonderful technology. However I’ll have to work out how to filter out the background “noise” from The Manor’s dungeon
  9. Hahaha ! [censored] me, that says it all !!!
  10. Didn’t like the kneeling. Looked derivative and tacky to me.
  11. There is a picture (somewhere) of Ditta bursting on the scene in his first game for the Saints - he was sitting on the Melbourne ruckman's shoulder at a boundary throw in - I reckon it was Graeme Wise.
  12. Don't encourage him od !! Pleased to see you have survived corona thus far picket - with your insanity intact.
  13. Here’s one for the literate among us. While boundary riding The Manor and half listening to the radio I heard a reporter give the latest on Majak Daw’s “pectorials” !!!
  14. Tell your ma in law to change her saying to “ talk to a black and white dog “ dc . Far more appropriate
  15. On that logic swearing , obscenity and general abuse should be encouraged! Anti social behaviour usually encourages others to move away from me
  16. Bah Moonie !! Your suggestion that I would be involved in such a bumbling and amateurish escapade is insulting to say the least. All ….err ….. "services" associated with The Manor are provided with the utmost discretion.
  17. We’d better win this one !
  18. Totally [censored] irrelevant question! The real issue is how are we going to become tough/ good enough to claw our way above the likes of Richmond, Filth, WC, GWS .... ?
  19. mmmm .. overdressed for their purpose but ….. I must say …. a very high quality product.
  20. FMD !!!! We are locked down in an historic social and health crisis and the best you clowns can come up with is inane jokes ? You should be ashamed. You need to take a leaf out of your good old Uncle Bitter's book of wisdom and learn how to use your time wisely to the benefit of society. I have been studying the advertisements on Demonland very closely. And ….. apart from making some new friends in the Ukraine. I have made a major medical breakthrough. I was perusing an advertisement that offered a cure for earwax. A very cunning device that operates like a corkscrew ( a tool with which I am very familiar BTW) . The concept is simple - one inserts it into the ear … screws away … and wallah out comes the wax - just like the cork out of a well cellared shiraz. Now while earwax isn't one of my major concerns - as you all are aware, tinea has been an ongoing trial for me. So! With a bit of inspiration and a dash imagination …. and the clincher - an adaptor to fit my trusty Makita multi speed and reversible drill , I have created a device that happily and successfully chips away at my fungi. Now that is social responsibility!
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