P-man

I really wish you were wrong. Regrettably, you’re not. I would much rather watch Preussy running around than T Mac but a Preuss for Gawn straight swap makes the most sense.

I will take a win but we should thump the Dogs tbh.

I’ve liked him from day dot. He’s a proper footballer. Will be around for a while to come.

6. Langdon - best game for the club to date. In terms of what he is meant to do there was no-one better. 5. Oliver 4. May 3. Petracca 2. Melksham - 8 inside 50s (1st), 407 metres gained (2nd), 2 goals, 6 score involvements. That’s a fair return. 1. Brayshaw

I’m gonna pull a @Wiseblood and just say I love you all. Great win.

I’ve sent the gloating text to my Pies mate. So no.

Taylor Adams having a sook makes me happy.

Is Vanders even human? He got absolutely smashed then.

This is such a foreign feeling getting most of the calls going our way.

This rain is perfect with the lead we have.

Buckley just essentially said they think they’ve been okay but have been outclassed.

Nah no concerns about Lever. He’s now playing that intercept role we recruited him for quite well. A few brain farts don’t negate that.

That was a mark by Fritta.

Also paging @old dee

That ball looked half a metre out.

Spargs again lol get around him!

I love Jonesy so damn much.

Vanders. I’ve never loved a player more who can’t kick to save himself.

We are getting the rub of the green with some non calls. About time.

Sounding like a broken record but T Mac. Just wow. His clumsiness is so costly..

You’re a fellow 1980 lad ? Happy birthday. Let’s hope the big scary man gets it done today.

It does feel a tad unfair that every club can throw in a stinker this year yet we are the only club that is deemed to be in a crisis when it happens. We actually should’ve beaten Geelong when we played them. Port haven’t landed a punch on them all night.

Cmon Swannies bring it home ?

It wasn’t just a matter of saving Godwin’s bacon. The Adelaide game was a must win. We lose that and the season is shot, not to mention the draining effect on the playing group and the club. Losing that game was not an option. The decision to play Max sits fine with me. We can handle the pies without him.

It’s funny when it’s not you. “Just concerning how bad we are. Imagine if Gawn played.” “I usually force myself to watch the replay after every lost game, but not this time baby.” “Absolutely spiritless. They look like they have no ******* idea what to do out there. Whatever the fu** our game plan is it needs to be completely torn up and start again. We are beyond ******* awful.” “We're a nuclear powered Genghis Khan of slaughtering the footy.” “I'll tell it like it is: we're tanking.” “If we're not tanking, then why did we fill both of Jy Simpkin's feet with local anaesthetic before the match started?” “BTW, it's obscene that there's posters on this board who turn their noses up at the Crouch brothers. Obscene.” “We lost to a team who’s captain was Jake Melksham.” (In response to “JMac’s tackling and composure were top notch”) “100%. His 14 touches (12 uncontested), one slicing run through the corridor and 2 massive tackles were scintillating! Where has Chris Judd mkII been all our lives?” “The next time one of these soft campaigners tells us how hard being in a hub is I hope someone punches them in the mouth. Come and live in Victoria at the moment you self entitled w***ers! If this is what they want to stand for they can go get f’ed!!!” “Most of mates/scumbags barrack for the dees. By the 4th qtr the banter chat on WhatsApp stopped. No gloating no rubbing it in. We were that bad that blokes who thrive on giving it to one another felt they needed to ease up on me. F **n demon supporters feeling sorry for us. A new low. A new low.” “Stood underneath the coaches box for the last five minutes after spending the first 16 mins at ground level. Yelled out to Brady and co - it’s [censored] we’ve spent a decade and never won at AO - there’s no leadership it’s ******* quiet atground. Level no direction. Cut the fat sort it out. A decade without a win at Adelaide oval. Sort it out now! Only to be waved away by one of the assistants” “As far as enjoyment goes, I had more fun performing my own circumcision with a cigar cutter compared with watching this game.”