P-man

Let’s keep it on the level. North are abysmal. The amount of time and space we had in that last quarter especially was ludicrous. We should have run over them and we did. It’s very nice to have some genuine A graders to watch every week though in Clarry and Trac. Lever continuing his solid form. And always nice to see a Demonland whipping boy have a good game. Well done Spargs ?

Foot on throat time please.

Wow that’s a fair kick from Tomlinson

Trac you sexy beast ♥️

That’s why Melksham needs to play. He’s reliable in front of goal.

Finally. Christ that was hard work.

God I hate watching this team. It’s so rarely enjoyable.

T Mac is finished. Honestly this should be his last game. He isn’t even close to AFL standard anymore.

God damn do we blow some chances.

Unforgivable Langdon. Ffs.

Enjoying the bronx cheers from our fans at the ground when we get a free kick. Keep it up.

Gus is playing like trash.

We are making this hard on ourselves but my god this umpiring is an outright disgrace.

This is actually corrupt umpiring.

Why do the umps hate us so much? This is twice in a week of woefully one sided rubbish umpiring.

That kick from Harmes.

Entire footy world will be expecting North to win this. “No Max No Melbourne”. I’m trying to find upsides and the main one I can see is Viney being out should mean Brayshaw on ball for majority of the game.

Pretty disingenuous to reduce it to “he couldn’t get a game”. At North he was behind Goldstein and at Melbourne he’s behind Gawn. Two of the top handful of rucks in the game. Hence why he should go to a club where he’ll get better opportunity. He’s had some very decent games, aggression aside which in and of itself is an underrated asset, ala Vanders, Mumford etc. In terms of craft he comprehensively beat Kreuzer (44 hit outs to 24) who is an elite ruck. Another club will and should grab him with both hands. He’s wasted here.

Preussy must be feeling like a right plonker for coming to Melbourne. Needs to seek a trade ASAP. He should be playing at the top level.

Well this is two more wins we should be pencilling in. Good lord. Dreadful the pair of them.

Lloyd and Cornes are top of the tree when it comes to voices in the footy media I completely tune out. Karl Langdon completes the trifecta but fortunately we get to avoid most of his nonsense over in the west.

I think he’s playing his role really strongly. Enough to be worth more votes than some of the names above him. Not sure what Gus has done this year to earn 12 votes, for example.

Top 5 looks right. Jacko and Weid deserve more love.

Butler is an interesting one. Can’t seem to kick a set shot to save himself, but in general play he is looking as dangerous as any small forward in the league right now.

She was/is cute as a button. Always remained upbeat no matter how dire the circumstances we found ourselves in.