P-man

I’ve never seen a game with so many stupid soft free kicks given while missing the absolute obvious ones. It’s extraordinary.

Well done Locky.

Stupid, slow and clumsy yet again from Brayshaw. Needs a few weeks off.

Club MUST ask for a please explain about this umpiring. This is absurdly bad officiating of a professional sport.

I’m legit surprised when we hit a target by foot.

I reckon we take it as a statement that we are just not that good. At all. In fact we’re pretty crap.

What an abysmal display of skills. Just utter trash.

I dont even know what Langdon was trying to do with that forward entry. He kicked it to three Crows players.

We have to stop calling Salem a great kick. He’s barely even a good kick.

This is absolutely ridiculous. Someone confiscate their whistle.

God this umpiring is so bad. SO bad.

Bad call but geeze we were due one.

Brayshaw has had one touch.

Umps are doing everything in their power to get Crows over the line here.

Are we ever going to get a free for held ever?

Nice dive Tex you clown.

At least Viney is standing up.

Yep. We suck.

And Ricciuto as the [censored] flavoured cherry on top. Well done Jacko.

Oh ffs. Derwayne, Brereton AND McGuire? Seriously?

Lever on Tex ?

Even by our standards, losing this would be disastrous. i feel like the most Melbournish outcome tonight will be an uncomfortable, nervy, two goal win. Something to turn everyone that little bit greyer But the fact is nothing would surprise me.

Let’s not window dress it. On the face of it dropping Oscar is a plainly dumb decision If we manage to lose this. Wowee. Good luck Simon.

Well there you have it. 3/4 time and Port’s pressure rating has been elite. Officially no excuses for the turd sandwich served up last week.