It’s funny when it’s not you.
“Just concerning how bad we are. Imagine if Gawn played.”
“I usually force myself to watch the replay after every lost game, but not this time baby.”
“Absolutely spiritless. They look like they have no ******* idea what to do out there. Whatever the fu** our game plan is it needs to be completely torn up and start again. We are beyond ******* awful.”
“We're a nuclear powered Genghis Khan of slaughtering the footy.”
“I'll tell it like it is: we're tanking.”
“If we're not tanking, then why did we fill both of Jy Simpkin's feet with local anaesthetic before the match started?”
“BTW, it's obscene that there's posters on this board who turn their noses up at the Crouch brothers. Obscene.”
“We lost to a team who’s captain was Jake Melksham.”
(In response to “JMac’s tackling and composure were top notch”)
“100%. His 14 touches (12 uncontested), one slicing run through the corridor and 2 massive tackles were scintillating! Where has Chris Judd mkII been all our lives?”
“The next time one of these soft campaigners tells us how hard being in a hub is I hope someone punches them in the mouth. Come and live in Victoria at the moment you self entitled w***ers! If this is what they want to stand for they can go get f’ed!!!”
“Most of mates/scumbags barrack for the dees. By the 4th qtr the banter chat on WhatsApp stopped. No gloating no rubbing it in. We were that bad that blokes who thrive on giving it to one another felt they needed to ease up on me. F **n demon supporters feeling sorry for us. A new low. A new low.”
“Stood underneath the coaches box for the last five minutes after spending the first 16 mins at ground level. Yelled out to Brady and co - it’s [censored] we’ve spent a decade and never won at AO - there’s no leadership it’s ******* quiet atground. Level no direction. Cut the fat sort it out. A decade without a win at Adelaide oval. Sort it out now! Only to be waved away by one of the assistants”
“As far as enjoyment goes, I had more fun performing my own circumcision with a cigar cutter compared with watching this game.”