Deeman

Thanks for that. One of my favourite pastimes is reading about midportion Achilles tendinopathy and this has just made my day.

The Vault!?! Quick, someone alert Chris Connolly!!!

Anyone have a close look at those red hats? Is it possible they have the words “Make America Great Again” on them?

Sounds like we’ve adopted the one d***head at a time rule.

I’m betting that Million Dollar Jack Martin was also a no show today.

Harley Bennell would be one.

Is it true that his first name's "Ben"?

Martin - meh!

Now that changes everything. Thanks for this invaluable information.

All expenses paid by the CFC?

Good idea to reunite all the Jones brothers - Nathan, Zac and Jarmaine. Go for it!

Do the Suns get Phil Scully too?

The strippers they hired as entertainment for Mad Monday.

Where are the Collingwood players?

Yeah... and his name isn’t Mick Jagger, is it?

If his surname was ‘Day’ then you’d expect him to get a game on 25 April?

Just announced on SBS during an ad break while they were showing a Slovakian soap opera.

Who knows? He might straighten us up!

Melbourne is at least consistent. We’re consistently bad unlike Essendon and North who are [censored] one week and perfect the next.

With your eyes closed.

Not having Mason Cox will improve the Pies.

So Jake Lever left the ground injured but came back. It was apparently a rolled ankle and not what we thought. However, in the tradition of the club’s handling of injured players, expect:- 1. No mention in the club injury report on Tuesday night of Jake Lever, and 2. An article on the club website on Thursday afternoon entitled - “Lever ruled out for 2019 with toe injury”.

You know it’s tough when this happens ...

This was issued on Tuesday but by selection on Thursday we have N Jetta, T Smith and C Maynard not playing at the weekend.

Damn ... he went to St Kilda? I was wondering what happened to him.