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bad kicking = bad football i wonder how much longer they can afford to station daisy behind the ball; if her fitness is good enough i'd prefer her up around the ball

Defensive wingman; he’s named there but plays role of the 7th defender

i dunno i tend to think the hawks need the sponsorship $$ from tassie more than the kangas so that they can fund their dingley venture roos are better set up at arden st already

my mfcss is strong...

We are rather good at holding unusual records

"who's up? who's up?" maybe the 6 foot 9 dudes facing each other, razor! the 'nominate who rucks' rule has to be the most superfluous of them all - if two blokes from the same team go up, it's a free...it ain't complicated

it's all tied in to a larger ecosystem afl, nrl, cricket, local tabloids, sky news, and then the 'authoritative' voice of the oztrayan no different to the uk model (epl, sky, sky news, local tabloids, and then the 'authoritative' voice of the times)

that's when we needed a trapper that could put in more than two quarters of effort at a time as a then resident of adelaide i was not a happy camper top five that spring to mind that i was at: 2000 qualifying final comeback against caaaaarlton - bit that gives me the most joy these days when watching the replay is hearing blight get shirty about the ox raising the ball over his head running into goal in, i think, the second quarter and hearing the old misery guts actively barracking for carlton as we stormed home...had fab spot right on the wing, was a glorious afternoon 2018 elimination final against the puddy tatts - beating geelong with their holy trinity all playing after falling agonisingly short against them not once but twice during the season was a glorious thing to happen, plus i got to take my eldest children to the game; prior to this none had been born when the dees last played - let alone won a game - in a finals series 2018 semi-final against poos&wees - after the sheer joy of the week before, i was positively delirious at the end of this game and thought - ha! - sure, we can absolutely take it up to meth coke again (after all, we'd beaten them there four weeks before!) plus i absolutely loathe hawthorn and while they weren't at full strength they are still, probably, my second most detested side after the mob up next... 1991 elimination final against essington - jakovich was being soundly beaten by, i think, alan ezard or shane heard, and then he went absolutely ballistic in the second half to finish with 8 goals as we executed a 10+ goal turnaround to run out easy winners out at arctic park 1990 elimination final against poos&wees - just like in 2018 they were the dominant team of their era but tailing off (albeit they would go on to win the whole shebang all over again in 1991), and we beat then not once but twice in the space of a fortnight with tony campbell and peter rohde doing massive jobs on piggy and the kid of non-finals encounters, cuthbertson going crazy one anzac day vs the filth was pretty spesh, as was seeing jurrah in full flight against the pear a couple of times, once at footy park and once up in darwin with the crowd right behind us up there for about the first and only time that i can recall

kayo is integral to the murdoch business going forward; there's no way that it will be sold, unless it is to become 100% news corp streammotion - which is kayo and binge's actual name - is 100% owned by foxtel, which is 65% news corp / 35% telstra

williams has played one game of midfield his entire afl career thus far i'd take oliver over cripps, petracca over walsh, and viney over williams any day of the week

fwiw on the most recent gus & gawn podcast, the latter was effusive in his praise for smith

someone who i met with this morning plays with the filth's vfl side in their practice matches he said that every sweeping half-back flanker who uses overlap run in their game - and his example was john noble - will see their possession total skyrocket as a result of this rule interpretation change i asked him who he thought would benefit for the mfc and he said it won't be salem as he doesn't get many handball received, but that it could actually end up being steven may

we brought in sideshow bob as we want that two pillar structure of b brown / weed plus jackson and fritsch floating around and a couple of smalls in pickett and spargo two are injured and one is missing a huge chunk of preseason due to a bereavement i think they WILL try and keep the structure as intended of two talls, jackson and weed, another small, plus spargo

or yr too lazy to lift yr workrate

i want to see him running from contest to contest too often he sits in the space between; the amount of times i've seen him dawdling around the park drives me to distraction

Agreed he’s had a rough run

yep a tiger nuffie i know constantly castigates castagna cos he misses shots at goal too often - doesn't see how vital he is in terms of their forward set-up

not another junior direct report?!??

again, by comparison, jezza cameron is probably on double what we are paying ben brown - brown was ooc at the end of last season, vs cameron being on $1m a season heading into 2021 you have to pay a minimum for your salary cap regardless, so it's a moot point

we paid overs? effectively preuss for ben brown; one is a bit-part ruckman with less than 20 afl games under his belt who was behind the best ruckman in the league and an exciting man-child, the other is a genuine key forward in the exact position we were looking to fill cats paid far, far more for jeremy cameron in THREE first round picks - his recent output and injury concerns going forward are like-for-like with ben brown

as i said, full mfcss mode ON

Well seeing as all bar the blues of that lot were ahead of us last year...

well, technically no... :P

Best 22? B: Hibberd - May - Lever HB: Hunt - Tomlinson - Rivers C : Langdon - Petracca - Salem HF: Melksham - Weideman - Spargo F: Fritsch - B Brown - Pickett Foll: Gawn - Oliver - Viney I/c: Harmes - Jackson - Brayshaw - Baker Emerg: Jones - McDonald - Sparrow - Jordon Next 22? B: Jetta - J Smith - Hore HB: Lockhart - Petty - Bowey C : Nietschke - Jones - Rosman HF: Sparrow - McDonald - Neal-Bullen F: Laurie - M Brown - Bedford Foll: Bradtke - vandenBerg - Jordon I/c: Chandler - Farmer - D Smith - Daw Round 1 22? B: J Smith - May - Lever HB: Hunt - Tomlinson - Rivers C : Langdon - Petracca - Salem HF: vandenBerg - McDonald - Spargo F: Fritsch - Jackson - Neal-Bullen Foll: Gawn - Oliver - Harmes I/c: Jones - Sparrow - Baker - Petty Emerg: Bedford - Rosman - Jordon - Jetta this is obviously (current) mfcss worst case scenario with the likes of the confirmed outs - hore, weideman, b brown - being joined by the possible outs through current injury / lack of training in their legs - viney, brayshaw, hibberd, melksham, pickett