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"He was in my way" Your way? Can't imagine that helps.

I'm going to start doing that now, thanks for the tip!

You can just see Maynard getting half the tub through his hair before a hot date.

Maynard's evidence has concluded. He takes a sip of water. His hair is immaculately gelled. Slippery little sucker

If he did then it was completely incidental, like the contact to Gus.

I figure he needs the whole week to clean out the Maynard bobbleheads.

"You were speeding in your car" Maynard: "I didn't know they were going to pull out, they were just suddenly there!"

That's the problem with lack of control. Just like he lost major control when he launched himself like a scud missile (Which apparently isn't his fault), he also can't control movements that other players make.

And just make sure Nick if you get any DMs from someone in Nigeria asking for money, definitely send it.

Jobe Watson's Brownlow is more legit than Cripps' for me.

After what we've heard and seen the last few days it's really great Andy, it's really really great. That's all I have to say.

Oh have I got the example for you! 1982 World Cup Germany vs France. Goalkeeper Shumacher comes out and nails French outfield player Patrick Battiston. Battiston was taken away on a stretcher. Unbelievably there was no foul and the ref called goal kick! These days I'd imagine this would be red card and lengthy suspension..

The whole thing sounded so flimsy. As if you'd just rock up to someone's house unannounced after a situation like that. I know he tried calling Gus's mother but was apparently met with resistance. Without knowing everything it sounds like Brayden really needed to read the room better, even trying this stunt next week would have been better than in the days after.

Would Bedford have become the player he is now had he stayed at Melb? Very hard to say. Ultimately he made the decision and is making the most of his opportunity. We could use the pace but I'm not crying over spilt milk on this one.

Great pickup RPFC. That old English work rate! Also didn't know he had a pod.

I wouldn't mind kneeing him in that region..

It just sucks because it's Tuesday now and I still really want to keep complaining about it. It's starting to annoy everyone around me. I've tried really hard but it just won't work.

Collinwood fans have already exonerated their team from any wrongdoing.

Dang. Damn, dang, darn!

You mean I memorised the rules for nothing?

Thanks a lot now I'm grounded!

Hey @rollinson 65 can I transfer my get out of jail free card to Balls?

Thanks for the free parking Rollo!

We're supposed to be protecting the head, not getting bigger ones involved.

And in other news I got a get out of jail free card!