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layzie

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Everything posted by layzie

  1. I don't think this was a good AFL season despite the AFL getting everything they ever dreamed of. Fixturing - bad Score review - horrible Brownlow - bad Umpiring- mostly poor Umpiring in the finals - mostly poor Maynard incident and stance on concussion - a joke Umpiring in the Grand Final - poor Umpiring in the last few minutes of the Grand Final - poor Grand Final entertainment - OK
  2. Oh yeah how's Balidemon going? Still here?
  3. If ifs and buts were candy and nuts then we'd all have a Merry Xmas
  4. Honestly let's just stop it. We are not as good as what many people here think we are. This divine right rubbish about how our game style stacks up because we won a flag can go straight to the nearest bin. We have a very good side but there is nothing now to suggest to me that we were streets ahead of the other premiers in the last 5 years. People giving it to Brisbane because they choke in finals then we choke in finals, people not rating Bris through the season because they 'couldn't win away from home' yet we flopped on the road until the very last game of the season. Would we have beaten Collingwood in the Grand Final? Maybe, but we were not there and didn't deserve to be while Collingwood found a way. Need to settle a bit, we have a good list but there's been so much bull lately with ifs and buts and candy and nuts and all the stuff. The truth is the truth, all you can do is live with it.
  5. Lots of people think we would have beaten Collingwood. There's one problem with this, we didn't.
  6. It's over all. Gotta move on.
  7. I've always said the day after a Collingwood premiership is the end of days.
  8. layzie replied to Turner's topic in Melbourne Demons
    Why don't we just go to the police station in a big clown suit and show everyone exactly what we're doing.
  9. I reserve the right to hate that football club as much as I like without judgement and without lectures.
  10. See you in jail punk.
  11. I still hate Collingwood
  12. I hate Collingwood
  13. Can Collingwood fans actually afford dentistry?
  14. Good post mate. Really glad you enjoyed the game, I wish I could be more like this. Just hate the filth so much. Go Dees.
  15. Bloody Collingwood. 1 kick in it, 1 bloody kick!
  16. It was a hard fought game, but I felt it went long.
  17. Jeremy Howe is a premiership player. Boss I don't think I can make it in today, head in the toilet.
  18. Yeah didn't watch a second of that.
  19. I'm outside but can hear Jeremy Howe's name called out. Jeremy Howe, congratulations but you can surf a piece of plywood up my [censored].
  20. "Kozzie, it's not hard. Find space, get front and square"
  21. I'm in Dromana now and am thinking of texting the boss to see if I can work from home down here for a month...
  22. Should Collingwood change their theme song to 'With a little help from my friends'?
  23. Makes it a grandstand finish
  24. Take a bow mate
  25. No Milne bounce there!

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