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It aint over until the plus-size lady sings.

What's with all these part time roles?

Gimme a pizza the action.

Really this isn't a bad way of putting it. Dynamic, powerful, can play mid and forward.

I'm not much for hero's welcomes when an ex player comes back but honestly I would probably give these two the respect when they come back. Maybe some applause after the game when they're walking off the ground, preferably after we win.

I mean I'm definitely one of the wishful thinkers. I've found myself just rejecting these stories and assuming he's on the table until it's finished. But yeah, it is more unlikely than likely it seems.

The media are all saying Bailey is off the table and they will hold him to his contract. When should we start believing it?

Business aside, it's horrible. I'm still finding the 4 year gap since one of the best nights of our lives too short. Would have loved Trac and Oliver to go into their 30s at very least before anything like this came up. The saving grace is that they are both going to synthetic, teflon clubs.

Oh yeah of course there was a 3rd option: Nothing. Which I think most of us did. These are definitely worthwhile though and will be on special with Black Friday soon. Even just for peace and quiet from the kids 😜

Loop earplugs have been a godsend. Takes some treble out while still being able to hear the guitars! Seriously wish these were around in my 20s. Back then it was either $500 musician plugs or cruddy foam ones.

Reckon @demonforever will be #1 in Mike Sheahan's top 50?

Aaaand what about @Dannyz! Next contestant on the Price is Right!

I like it. Got to see him coach a few games at Collegians a couple of years ago. I believe he's been Collingwood's VFL coach as well in the past.

Do the kids still say "Get the hell outta here"?

Tell me about it. The whole "he said, she said" routine is a total waste of energy.

Eagles Broncos Chargers

That's the spirit! Here's to us, the real warriors of trade period.

Good job everyone. Think we learned a lot today.

Or maybe Moe was what was inside us all along..

I thought the Dolphins and Panthers game was a belter.

Can we walk back the 750K if the offer is too low or have we shown our hand?

Right now Collingwood are the guy that the girl has a date with next week but they keep leaving desperate messages on the answering machine..

I see someone on the outside looking in!

The players' role in trade period is to talk to other clubs under contract, write cryptic twitter/Instagram posts, turn up to the airport in the hope that a camera is there, spend time on opposition players' boats, farms, holiday houses, talk to their manager every two seconds or not talk to them at all and throw the phone in the toilet, but most of all, have fun!