daisycutter

now you are not going to believe this......but i actually started at the base of the handle.......you see, i was hacking pieces off, mixing it with molasses ........then putting it into my shisha on a a bit of alfoil on the coals. it burned and tasted terrible until i woke up to what i had done and that is how i mistook a cricket bat for a cigarette........dinks (c) Dc

yeah, happened to me once, smoked half way down the blade before i realised

world's first. ......woman in australia mistakes cricket bat for cigarette lol

and iirc watching the sydney swans on tv . my neighbour was a swans supporter and it seemed like they were on every weekend, but it was probably only swans home games

a 3:nil season vs cats and a convincing premiership has heralded the dawn of a new dynasty, the demon renaissance 186 is now passe and has now been relegated to the history of the demon dark ages long live the dees!

probably the irish man who saved a leprechaun from a rabbit trap. In gratitude the leprechaun offered him 2 wishes. "dat be too easy" said the irish man "for me first wish, o'il have a a baileys and for me second wish o'il have anotha one". So said the leprechaun "thad'll be a baileys and baileys den". i'll let meself out

bananas must have been off the tea menu at the scg......poor decision

i think we are all sweating on some detail but i think it inconceivable that we haven't had good input. roffey has hinted very strongly we have and this is an area she has great credentials and experience with

khawaja and green going bananas

$64k question, od. anyone's guess is as good as anybody else's guess happy to clear that up for you

sorry to hear that. a number of friends had the same experience but the good news is that it only lasted about 24 hours, so here's hoping the same for you

just got boostered today 😁 only symptom i;ve got so far is that i keep wandering around the house singing 'we are the champions' 🏆❤️🏆

???? what gave you the idea we had "zero input" ????

try google plenty of alternate options

not my rules dieter demonland rules plenty of political forums on the web where you can vent and spew all you like

as said many times - t h i s i s a f o o t b a l l f o r u m n o t a p o l i c a l f o r u m thank you

except it's merriam-webster not miram, but close enough for a cigar (but not a premiership cigar)

well maybe just a little one, of sorts, now and again. just to keep us reinvigorated and according to moonie, uncle's taste in wine leaves a lot to be desired, as does his taste in mutton

isn't she still playing for hiilsong?

all our peasants in burwood have been supplanted by money laundering asiatics i miss our peasants

no time for recovery, uncle. still enjoying the excesses of burwood and celebrating the flag suppose it is a bit quiet in that long-legged-sheep station in romsey this time of year?

seifield! wtf, pfffft! couldn't hold a candle to this thread.....sheer amateurs and pretenders