Redleg

I think we have to show some compassion for Uncle Bitters. He has lost his two pet dogs. His moat has dried up. His butler quit and his maid is getting uppity. His favourite wine cask is out of stock at the general store. The Dees have not won a game for months. That is a lot to deal with and I think he needs some kind words from all of us.

Yes indeed OD.

I blame Demon 🐸 Frog. Haven’t seen any of his pictures lately. It is a thankless task managing all of you.

You can pm me if you don’t mind.

I think we need another Kozzie type. I know he is a rare player, but his “type” to me is our priority and obviously if he leaves if it will be a major priority. Toby was looking like our best chance but he is gone, so I would think in the off season it will be our priority. Our off season this year, has imo potentially solved a few of our problems, in the ruck and key forward and defence positions. Hunter could be a major pick up and Schache could have more impact potentially than Weid. It’s probably the best list we have had in years.

It gets better after interval.

That might be true, but I think they “knew” well before he left that he was leaving.

I have booked you in with a reputed Psychologist as your behaviour is quite worrying and hurtful to so many on here. You are clearly being affected by Uncle Bitters playing hard to get. I have also advised all the other thread posters to go easy on you and given what I perceive to be a difficult time for you, out of the goodness of my heart, I have decided that on this occasion, you won’t be banned. Have a safe and happy New Year and please don’t mention that name again, as over 1115 pages of 1.2m views and thousands of posters have managed to refrain from doing. Now back to my spearmint and camomile tea.

LJ went home for 3 reasons: 1. He was offered a fortune on a long term contract, 2. That offer was back home with the club he and his family supported, 3. There were family issues and he was needed to be back home with them. Given the same scenario, most would do the same.

Us winning the flag and Freo the spoon would be the ultimate double.

That is so beautiful, I think a tear just fell on my cheek. I am doing a marriage celebrant’s course, just saying, if you two need me.

You are correct and I have judged your appeal and suspended your sentence.

You are banned for a month. Do you know that name is banned from this thread? Have a look at the thread title. If I was a suspicious person, , I would think you are close to the poster who posted the question, or indeed one and the same. Perhaps you don't even exist and are just an alias. Who knows, who cares.

That is sad news. Maybe a trip to the forest is in order, to find a couple of possums to have as new pets. I know the manor isn’t air conditioned, so hopefully the maid has a big fan to keep you cool on this very hot day .

So I will pick you up at 10 am then. As Kramer said in a Seinfeld episode to Jerry and Elaine, “come on you two, stop fighting, you know you love each other “.

You have breached your ban. Add another 9 minutes.

I was thinking Adelaide when I said Fogarty. But to more important matters, you have breached our standards twice in one day and you are hereby banned from this thread for 32 minutes.

Disgraceful by WJ, in trying to trick innocent folk into uttering a banned name.

Darcy Fogarty

Don’t despair, it may have just broken down.

Think I saw a 2003 Toyota Camry heading your way.

If Kozzie stays with us, I wouldn’t think we would be chasing him, given our last list changes. If Kozzie goes, I would think our Port targets would be Rozee and Butters, though they might be ungettable. Good news would be a Kozzie multi year contract extension.

Great minds. Enjoy.

Real cricket is back on tomorrow. Feet up uncle Bitters, in your favourite rocking chair, in front of the tele, sipping from a wine cask, in the conservatory at the manor. Surely that is heaven.

What happened to the moat and where are the wine casks? BTW, my invite must have got lost in the mail and I was bringing WCW.