Demonstone

As a Rolling Stones fanatic, it is my melancholy duty to inform you that there is a young draft prospect from the Oakleigh Chargers called *shudders violently* Jagga Smith.

Did anybody else notice the surprised faces on his teammates when the ground announcer introduced Jack as the winner of the Neale Daniher Trophy by calling him "Captain Courageous"?

Cameron is 196cm but was kept very quiet last night by the 189cm Miles Bergman, who obviously conceded height but was able to win the battle because his running capacity meant he could keep up with Cameron. Hibbo is 187cm and Riv 188cm so (in theory) such matchups could work, possibly by rotating the pair.

He was sighted alright. The MRP saw it. Thankfully, just a fine for Salo.

Not necessarily. A defender can have a great game simply by keeping a star forward opponent goalless.

Nice little write up on Juddy on the AFL site. I think people are starting to take notice. https://www.afl.com.au/news/949519/run-with-it-grandfather-s-touch-helps-demon-take-his-chance

The expression "all duck or no dinner" essentially means all or nothing.

It can't be a straight swap because JJ was the sub. Somebody else has to come out of the 22.

Sheesh, is that all? What a misleading headline.

The Currant Bun has a story explaining the Petracca/Cox post-siren contretemps. Can somebody with access give us a quick rundown please?

On a positive note, we've never lost a King's Birthday game in the AFL era.

JJ was the sub today. Somebody else will have to come out of the starting 22 for Clarry.

I hope you can find a decent tattoo artist. Those ones you have aren't very good at all IMO. Is that skinny bloke in the second one Robbie Flower?

This still feels so, so wrong.

Spare a thought for Ryan Maric, who was picked up by West Coast in the Mid-Season Draft.

I think Robbie's injury was to his shoulder/collarbone after being collected by Dipper. He could barely raise his arm and I doubt he could have played the next week. We'll never know, alas.

Dan Butler has been offered one week by the MRP. Have they got it badly wrong or is this proof that the Butler did in fact do it?

The banana kick (Campbell called it the "boomerang" kick) is not the same as the "around the corner" kick. They are kicked with the opposite foot - the banana with the foot nearest goal.

Sorry @forever demons but I think you'll find that @La Dee-vina Comedia is on the money here. Blair Maesmore Campbell (20 August 1946 – 3 November 2020)[1] was an Australian rules footballer and cricketer. Campbell played first-class cricket for Victoria and Tasmania as a slow left-arm wrist-spin bowler and right-handed batsman. He also played in Victorian Football League for both Richmond and Melbourne Football Clubs during the 1960s. Campbell is considered one of the earliest exponents of the banana kick.[2][3]

His best known nickname of course was 'Conan'. His inclusion in the Thugs side was a surprise to me.

That Melbourne line-up boasted quite a lot of football talent. Interesting to note that Tom Hawkins' father Jack and uncle Michael (who only played the two games) as well as Matthew Scarlett's father John all ran out for Geelong that day.

Yeah, what a flakey comparison.

The Geelong game's still two weeks away. Clarry should be Mars Bar* ready for that one. * Just a variation on the tired and overdone "Cherry Ripe" cliche.

Three weeks!