Demonstone

I reckon that you've identified the problem here, @Timothy Reddan-A'Blew, By a) reading his drivel, b) being angered by it and c) responding to it, people are just giving Cornes and his employers exactly what they are looking for. If we all simply ignored the troll and his "controversial" baiting, our lives would be so much less stressful.

The Flat Earth Society agrees and they should know. They have members all around the globe.

A cricketer hey? Wouldn't want to pay overs.

The response by @Demonland above is showing the conventional date format.

I believe the saying is "You can lead a horse to drink but you can't make him water".

I know what you're saying, but it seems to apply to footy clubs at all levels and has always been the case. Pretty sure that @Supermercado is an advocate for a player running out in #100 or a similar very high number!

At the moment, quite a few numbers are vacant for next year, including some low numbers which have historically been more desirable. So far, we are looking for new players in numbers 4, 6, 14, 23, 27 and 34 with a possibility of others (#10?). I wonder if any of the higher-numbered players will seek a lower number. (eg James Harmes started in 43 before taking Jack Watts' old #4.)

What did they serve for dinner at the B & F? Was it all duck?

I'm glad he didn't cop an injury like that oyster who went to a nightclub and pulled a mussel. Sorry.

He's the new James Jordan I tell ya!

I don't think he would be a prized player.

McAdam is 183cm, or six foot in the old money. He's not a small forward.

You leave my monotesticularity out of this!

That's an embarrassing blunder. It's not as if Bradshaw is a difficult name to spell.

I think it's here to stay ... As for the nickname, McQualter says it goes back long before he was drafted by the Saints. "I've had the nickname since I was grade three," he revealed. "I was tiny when I was younger and I had an older brother. His friends called me a mini version of him.

If you're after a meat petty, I'd suggest Auckland McDonald's.

I think we'd be silly to try and NAB him.

A job interviewer once asked me if I could perform under pressure. I said "No, but I'll give Bohemian Rhapsody a go".

If anybody's looking for me over the next week or so, I'll be in denial.

This is a fact.

I seem to recall that Jack, despite being best mates with Wines, said that Toumpas was the better choice.

Hands up all those who picked Jed Adams to be our entrant in the GF sprint.

Even by your gloomy, miserable standards, that's an astonishing take @old dee Kalani was recently named All-Australian at under 16 level. He's not "very ordinary".

Maynard in a trebuchet? That would be a long shot.