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Brilliant! I can't thank you enough for that link, @FritschyBusiness. You're a legend.

James Brayshaw looks forward to calling Jared Rivers' name in Melbourne games for years to come.

Errr ... what is a 'tqh'? (Asking for a friend. And myself.) edit: Just worked it out. Top Quality Human! Carry on.

Why must you be so aggressive and antagonistic in yours posts, @58er? If this is what you are like in real life, you must be a real pain to be around.

Have you considered turning it off at the wall?

Still posting about this? What is the point? What is your goal?

They don't lack wings, it's just that their wings aren't performing. That's because all the feathers are in use elsewhere.

Any chance you two might be able to sort this out behind the shelter sheds at recess?

For all the whining about the umpires (not entirely unjustified), we won the free kick count 22 to 16.

For their dark souls?

Shh! Don't tell @adonski.

We're playing so terribly we're almost double their score. Cheer up, little Demonlanders.

How's this - three throws in six seconds by the Swans. Play on! https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1644673263560425472/pu/vid/1280x592/BCDSLjju8g3oT_32.mp4?tag=12 BCDSLjju8g3oT_32.mp4

Are you not pro Bono, @Redleg? How do you feel about the other members of U2?

Top team there Franky, but I'm surprised that you have included Phil Carman. He only played one season at Melbourne for eleven games and didn't exactly set the world on fire.

Nice write up in today's 'Age'. Thanks Robbo! I hope he's right about the Schwarz comparison. https://www.theage.com.au/sport/afl/a-young-david-schwarz-melbourne-great-likes-what-he-sees-in-new-demon-20230406-p5cyrb.html

Gotta love Tom Waits. I always thought that he should make an album called "For No One".

That comes as no surprise to Tom Waits.

I have the perfect solution for Bevo to address this issue.

Seriously? He kicked four goals last week for Casey v Sydney in only his second game at this level. Tell me you don't pay attention to football without telling me you don't pay attention to football.

You could also include Damien Gaspar and Luke Ottens in that category. I left them out of my team because I thought they would make the answer too obvious.

That would indeed be the case, @Tim. Well spotted! Please accept an honorary seventh place on the podium.

Did you know that he's the uncle of our own Angus Bradshaw?

In case anybody was still wondering, the answer is that all the players in my team had or have a brother who played or is still playing at VFL/AFL level. Congratulations to @WalkingCivilWar and @layzie for filling fifth and sixth place respectively. Happy Easter everybody. Forget Good Friday, I think Demon fans are in for a Very Good Sunday.