Demonstone

We are Melbourne. Our nickname is The Demons.

Suggestion for DA chant, to the tune of The Mickey Mouse Club theme ... "B. R. O. D. I. E. is the one for me!"

I had to look that up. It wasn't what I was thinking at all.

Yeah, why can't he be best on ground like every other Melbourne player?

I don't believe you.

Poster thinks team named on paper will line up exactly as listed. What the Heck???

Is the bugler available for a comeback?

As if we needed another reason to love and respect Big Benny, he's refusing to have his image used in betting ads. https://www.theage.com.au/sport/afl/high-profile-players-refuse-to-play-ball-on-afl-betting-ads-20230228-p5cobo.html

What's in front of you?

I didn't think we had a vacancy on the list after selecting Kye Turner in the SSP.

This recent incident on the rub down bench convinced him it was time to call it quits.

The five stages of Demonland grief as applied to Luke Jackson: 1. Denial: Dogga isn't going anywhere. He'll re-sign and be a Demon for life. He's a premiership star. 2. Anger: How dare Luke go back to W.A.? He clearly knew this was going to happen all season. He's so disloyal and ungrateful to MFC and as for his mother ... 3. Bargaining: Well, at least we'll get some great draft picks in return and he did help us win the flag (although he didn't really do that much in the third quarter) 4. Depression: Can't believe we didn't get much in return for him. Don't think he was really trying in 2022, either. Was he actually injured or had he already checked out mentally? 5. Acceptance: Jackson wasn't that good anyway. He'll just be ordinary at Freo. Good riddance. Luke who?

Wot?

Buns are $2 for Geelong members and $3 for anybody else.

If you take off the spectacles of bitterness, it is not unusual that a player who was hampered with injury for a large part of 2022 has been able to return to full fitness over the offseason and perform well in the first practice match of 2023. Some people just can't get used to the idea that a Melbourne player would wish to leave us, despite the fact that players leave every club every year. We just picked up three new faces in this very manner.

That would be guaranteed to distract the goal keeper.

Humour works best when you don't faucet.

He's probably sulking because people still can't spell "Sestan" properly.

Article published today about Brodie Grundy leaving Collingwood. There were several clubs interested in his services. https://www.theage.com.au/sport/afl/uncomfortable-reality-how-grundy-knew-his-time-was-up-at-collingwood-20230222-p5cmij.html

I hope they're on the money with prediction #41.

@mauriesy I believe the substance was ketamine, not cocaine. Your argument is valid nonetheless.

If the other poster contacts me, we could pool our resources and share silver and bronze!

They wouldn't be any more or less accessible than they are now. It just means you wouldn't be breaking the law if you choose to consume that product.

So what is it about the use of recreational drugs that is intrinsically "bad" and deserving of being illegal?

I'm sure this is the case, but isn't that an argument FOR legalisation? Just imagine if all those massive amounts of money, time and resources were re-allocated to the prevention and pursuit of crimes against people and property.