Demonstone

I have some friendly advice for posters with sesquipedalian tendencies. Don't use a big word when a singularly unloquacious and diminutive linguistic expression will satisfactorily accomplish the contemporary necessity.

I guess nothing's a win when you're an inveterate misery guts.

Would you believe that I actually come from a family of failed stage magicians? I have a half-sister.

I'm looking forward to some cunning stunts. <checks, rechecks and triple checks spelling>

So, onto tonight's game. Barring a draw, there will be good news (one of them will lose) and bad news (one of them will win). It's a choice between Ebola and Meningococcal.

Get Out. (Just like Carlton fans should do!)

Just tuned in after enjoying watching a movie and saw the final scores. Magnificent! Onya Tiges. Up yours Carlton.

Couldn't agree more. This is a MELBOURNE FOOTBALL CLUB supporters site. I propose a life ban for any poster saying nice things about the corrupt, smug, entitled, cheating sh*tstain of a club that is Carlton.

Andy. Please! Save some MFCSS for the real stuff, mate.

So, another season and , predictably but tragically, another year of Channel 7's obssession with replays showing a slo-mo close up of the goalkicker with his gob wide open screaming "Come on!".

From 'The Age' just now: Collingwood premiership star Brayden Maynard was involved in a car accident on Thursday morning. The Magpies said no one was injured in what football boss Charlie Gardiner described as “an unfortunate accident” involving another car. Sounds like he drives in much the same manner as he plays football, except he didn't injure anybody this time. "Unfortunate accident", hey?

If your Aunty had wheels, she'd be a bicycle.

That was a bit of fun, but I would advise that you take your seasickness pills before watching to help cope with some of the wobbly, jerky camera work.

Supposedly looked a bit like Alex Ishchenko. (I don't think he did.)

But ... but ... he kicked FOUR goals against an undermanned but still almost invincible Richmond ... in a PRACTICE MATCH!!!!

Preferring Carlton over Essendon? That's like having to choose whether to have your sh*t sandwich cut into squares or triangles.

Spoilsport.

What do I win for being the last to post on the old software?

That would be the one and only Mohamed Salah, quite possibly the best player in the world at the moment. YNWA!

My grandfather was fond of saying that but, then again, he was a lousy cabinetmaker.

Our West Australian scout keeping an eye on things.

So we've got a Wizard and a Lizard playing tonight and more than one King running around. All we need now is a Gizzard to get the band back together again.

A recruiter (might have been ours) saw him play and reported that "This kid is a wizard". The name stuck.