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We might be more attractive to Humphrey if we could secure Barbeques Galore as a sponsor. Oh, wait ...

Hunt is the odd one out there. He was traded very much against his will and was reported to be in tears at the club's decision. @Ghostwriter can confirm? As for Jordon, in his three years at MFC he played 25, 22 and 18 games so he was getting picked, albeit probably more often than he liked as the injury sub.

I keep reading this thread title as "Clarry and Petracca" at first glance. If anybody wants me, I'll be at Specsavers.

I hope it's not his mirror balls.

Gold Coast have the bye next round, so even a one week suspension would mean that Humphrey doesn't play against us. The sling tackle didn't look good at all and I'd be surprised if the two weeks is downgraded in any way.

I've had a gutful of all you people spelling my name incorrectly.

They could never, ever tear up the tarps.

Laughing at you, not with you.

So, not a myth then. Hoist by your own petard there, CF. Can you point me to the post/s you made about this? Didn't think so.

#Jordonmyths We wanted Jordon to stay and offered him a contract. He opted to use his free agency status to leave us. Baker is a foot soldier who had shown very little in his 15 games and whose delisting wasn't lamented by a single poster at the time. It is also true that the players we traded in were of little to no value to our team.

And so it came to pass. Congratulations Mr. Pickett and Mr. Ryan.

I wish the Swans wore this jumper every week.

Sparrow with his beak will always be better at pecking than Laurie with his bill.

Bump to stop this teaser from falling off the front page. (And no, I haven't been able to solve it. Is a clue forthcoming?)

Trelly for the goal, but I can't see Ryan not getting the popular vote for his "mark".

Bayley Fritsch doesn't like this post.

West Footscray train station is very close by.

On the kids' right (left of screen) you'll also see a handful of Melbourne players having a big smile.

Here are the coaches' votes for those interested. Melbourne v St Kilda9 Jacob van Rooyen (MELB) 8 Max Hall (STK) 7 Max Gawn (MELB) 2 Callum Wilkie (STK) 2 Jack Sinclair (STK) 1 Jack Steele (MELB) 1 Caleb Windsor (MELB)

Demon fans aren't the only ones impressed by what King has achieved in his short time at the club. The Government has already decreed a Public Holiday for his birthday in June.

It's said that revenge is sweet and also that it's a dish best served cold, which means that revenge is no different to ice cream.

The same person also claimed that Mark Blicavs is tall and athletic. Could they have been referring to Watts as well, do you reckon?

Somebody tried to convince me that Scott Pendlebury has a basketball background. Anybody else heard this?

He pulled out so he could attend a BBQ. Make of that what you will.