Demonstone

Has a post ever received more likes than this one?

I'll take that as confirmation that you don't need brains to be in the footy media these days.

A spud with a bun? Can't help but feel a little hungry.

I'd be keen on Ah Chee AND Jughead.

Quite right, Ding. And if you don't stand for something, you'll fall for anything.

It's another one of his fixations. Be careful not to upset him though, he'll just get all sooky and put you on his "ignored" list.

I think it's just the one poster saying it repeatedly. Not saying it's not true BTW!

Wonder why the Saints would want to trade him after going to the trouble of getting him from Essendon. Can't say I'd be all that keen.

Champagne comedy! You've also suggested Clarko and Simpson, the most successful current coach and the reigning premiership coach ... as if they'd take on a director of coaching role at a different club. Rest assured, we're laughing at you, not with you.

Malthouse? You're funny.

Apparently, the "H" stands for Harold. You've probably heard it said many times: "Our father, who art in heaven, Harold be thy name".

Thanks for replying, Dan. We'd need a lot more than pick 20 for Tracc IMO and I still don't detect any irony!!

Firstly, what irony? Secondly, Petracca is under contract so we would only trade him if the deal was suitable. I hope he stays.

My garden's looking really nice.

Oh [censored] off Rangey.

He's back ....

I'm guessing that's rhyming slang.

Cutler hey? I suppose he'd be the steak knives if he wasn't making them.

Trade Max Gawn? For any sharks reading, consider yourself jumped.

Yeah, I get that but I don't understand the 49% figure quoted in the graph. It's obviously incorrect. I guess we all make mistakes, as the Dalek said as it climbed off the rubbish bin.

Do those blue dots represent possessions? If so, it's only about 10% in the forward half, not 49% as shown, which reinforces the notion that he plays in defence.

Not only a troll, but a poor one at that. Far too obvious, no subtlety at all.

Given the widespread lack of originality and creativity with players' nicknames these days, I'd go with "Langers".

How does one relate to the other? Why would Melbourne taking Anderson prompt Brayshaw to leave?

Can we not make this yet another thread about Simon Goodwin?