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6. Cross 5. Viney 4. Grimes 3. Gawn 2. Garland 1. Vince

Roos mentioned in his press conference that Garland was injured but kept playing because the sub was already activated.

I said it is not the be all and end all, but it is a decent indication of both Dunn and Lumuba's crapness!

Garland has had a far better year than Dunn and Lumumba. Dunn has been a massive disappointment this season, especially given that he had a good season last year. A fair indication of his season is that he has less Demonland Player of the Year votes than Toumpas and Dawes! Obviously not the be all and all, but to me he is more symptomatic of Melbourne's problems than any other on Melb's list. Lumumba is rubbish in the air and is king of the hospital handball. He has less Demonland votes than Viv Michie! (4). Definition of headless chook.

Weird isn't it. Better than Dunn, Lumumba and many others. Will finish in Bluey top-10. Tags the opposition's best resting midfielder. Get rid of him!

Stephen Milne was another.

Tyson, Dunn, Brayshaw and Jetta in the top-10 and no Garland? Who said Melbourne supporters were aloof and out of touch!

Let's all wallow in someone else's misery! Gives our lives a pep-up.

6. McDonald 5. Watts 4. Garlett 3. Viney 2. Harmes 1. Michies

Joeboy's love affair with Dunn continues! Apart from a couple of possessions in the second quarter he was putrid.

How shite are Dunn and Lumumba? Embarrassing!

Has a brother Scott Bonnar. A cut above the rest!

Buckley is a pseudo intellectual. Got nothing! Roos is a PR specialist that provides nothing but looks good doing it!

6. Dawes 5. Hogan 4. Tyson 3. Viney 2. Cross 1. Matt Jones?

Defence was truly awful. Dunn is the stupidest player in the AFL. Lumumba is awful. Assume Grimes/Jetta was playing on Thomas (five goals)?

James has had a great year in the Channel Nine commentary box! Adjudged BOG in the Big Bash but disappointing in the Tests.

Doesn't smoke anymore but plays too hard in the off season is the word.

Harsh on Tyson. Was a bit wasteful but nine tackles, six clearances and 23 disposals indicates he did a decent job.

6. Bernard Vince 5. Son of Todd 4. Maximus Gawnus 3. Hogan 2. Nate Jones 1. Nifty Nev Jetta Special mention to Tyson who looked a bit better today. Six clearances.

As frustrating as it is losing twice to StKilda we've improved. Maybe we will win six games. Should have been 8-9. The wheat is still being sorted from the chaff.

6. Viney 5. Gawn 4. Howe 3. Jones 2, Brayshaw 1. Cross

Not much to look forward to other than Gawn, Viney and Brayshaw.

How did Lumumba ever become an All-Australian? Gives nothing other than confusion.

So many bog ordinary footballers. Confidence is to do the basic things is ruined. They try, but have lost any instincts to play.

Completely skill-less!