Ghostwriter

I know, I know. My leaving game’s been good of late. There’s always gonna be that one ball I can’t resist.

@Demonland Just curious, Andy. We’ve all chucked our 2 cents in. What are your thoughts on Kingy’s appointment?

Even better, OD, he actually said, “I am the coach this club is screaming out for.” And he said it mid-response which shows it wasn’t contrived, he genuinely believes it.

He is. His official role is Indigenous Player Development Manager (IPDM). In early 2021 the AFL mandated the appointment of an IPDM at every club. But we appointed Matty in this role in 2017 by choice, ie. before it became compulsory. And it’s a successful and valuable appointment and will continue to be since he’s a godsend for our indigenous boys.

Yet it’s ok to relentlessly and unfairly goad me on the subject of Judd and his contract?

If Max plays we shouldn’t be accused of stupidity because “let” isn’t a factor. If Max wants to play, Max plays.

Fo shizzle my nizzle 😎

That darn dirty rat set me up for a fall? Knuckle, the hb plodder??? That’s a knuckle sandwich comin’ his way. See what I did there 😁 You know, I’m starting to think you’re not a real Viscount 🤨

I swear I read somewhere that that ‘someone’ will end up with MASSIVE egg on their face should the situation play out contrary to what Judd has been telling that ‘someone’ all along. Mind you, not just egg, but MASSIVE egg. Oh and that that ‘someone’ will look stupid as well (which is redundant since MASSIVE egg on one’s face is stupid-looking enough, surely). “MASSIVE” egg 😂 sweet baby jesus, give me strength 😅😅😅

But that’s better than Annie Wilkes vibes, right? 😏 Google her

Actually I think my buddy 640MD is referring to that vain, arrogant POS Bailey Smith.

That makes hundreds of us 😁

Random but, ok… I guess 🤷‍♀️

Seems he’s had his mind on it for a while. He was at the Casey vs Williamstown elimination final three weeks ago, taking notes. He must be keen since he went to Casey Fields… voluntarily. Who does that?! 😜

This is practically a written invitation, right?! At least, that’s what I’ll tell the Magistrate when appealing the restraining order.

Your favourite players game is on point… a brilliant selection! ❤️💙

Soz @juddmcveegoat, love you ‘n’ all but Luci’s got you on this one. She’s been Judd’s #1 fan since the beginning. You’ll have to settle on being his #2 fan. Mind you, she did dump Jayden for Salo, then dumped Salo for Judd, so stick around, she may just ditch Judd for someone else 😅 If she thinks she’s gonna be Luker’s #1 fan, the gloves are off. Word.

If you’re gonna be an ignorant smartarze at least tag me so as I get to read it. I almost missed this. Judd is not one to con someone. Do you know him at all? Thought not.

He was a terrible commentator. Carrying on about the giant head like it’s the first time he’s ever seen one. The game’s on and he’s discussing the storage and transport of giant heads like a 5yo

So close 💔 Had the game gone another 60 seconds we probably would have brought home the four points. So disappointed. Fitzy’s 50th and Tay’s 75th. Would’ve been quite the celebration ☹️ Captain Kate is crazy good. We’re truly blessed to have her.

Exactly. Why is he expected to be physically at our club when all his charges are on holidays? What’s he supposed to be doing right now? This is how I see it: he’s loyal and committed to Geelong right now. Therefore loyalty and commitment are things we know we’ll get from him when he officially starts with us. If he jumped ship now, with Geelong preparing for a prelim, I would question his resolve . Imagine if one of our assistant coaches up and left immediately a week out from a prelim. We’d be livid.

He’s also an unsung hero. Our indigenous players, or as he calls them “brother boys” are indebted to him for being their “mouthpiece.” Kozzie says whenever they have even the smallest issue and they’re not comfortable approaching the club (which is more often than not), Matty is the go-between. He’s a significant part of the reason Kozzie will never leave our club. He also tends to their families: facilitating trips to Melb etc. He works diligently, mostly in the background.

Too late, I’ve already got it done… across my forehead. It’s over to you now Stevie 😂

Dontchya just love a random stream of consciousness 😅

So, I shouldn’t have got a Demons Premiership 2026 tatt just yet?