Chook

lol tommy mac is so straight up and down. "News to me". "this week."

Er…it's his name?

The only mess is that the ARC consistently pull decisions out of their proverbial. This should have been the umpire's call. I think the ARC should be abolished because sport should be a human endeavour, but accepting there must be some sort of review system then the review system must acquiesce to the human umpire when there isn't definitive evidence.

Schaudenfreude

What a win - dees are in the prelim baby!!!

Joe's done it. He's kicked it!!! What a finish to this game.

They've overrulled it. Horrible decision. You cannot tell for sure where the ball was when it was over the line.

What a tackle from the 300 gamer Shane Edwards.

"Daniher looking for the free - it was never gonna be on." That's half his problem. He needs to just play the ball on its merits.

Sarcasm doesn't read well in text Jaded!

Jack Riewold's kicking tonight for goal has been so pure.

Watching Lachie Neale play footy is just pure poetry.

What a ripping goal from Cameron!!! Get around this game umpteenth lead change here!!!

5 points in it at 3qt in a high scoring elimination final and the commentators sound bored. Commentary has gone so far downhill since the 90s-2000s.

Joe is useful for a big goal from outside 50 every now and then I'll give him that!

Joe Daniher is such a bad footballer.

They’re saying 90,000 tomorrow night. Wow that would be a great result.

Lachie Neale has the turning circle of an ant and the 2nd best handball game in the AFL. Jeez he’s a player.

MFCSS Melbourne Football Club Schaudenfreude Syndrome

The Lions are absolute headless chooks in defence. They'd be a pretty good side if they could defend.

Daniel Rich is getting horribly exposed for pace.

Lions defence is absolutely shocking, and McInerny is 100% concussed.

Do you get listed in the ins if you were a sub the previous week?

Anyone else feeling very possessive whenever they see anyone but Melbourne players/supporters in the same shot as the premiership cup in all these promotional videos?

I have also heard that Luke Jackson is in debt to a Pokémon trading card dealer and the only way he can get out of his debt is to go to WA. We must have the same mail.