Chook

So what IS the code for "50/50"?

Perhaps it's because despite being persecuted in his homeland for over fifty years, he still preaches respect and compassion.

Irony works fine. It's sarcasm that's hard to pick up. Of course you need to be smart to detect irony, so I suppose it does go to waste from time to time. I'm sure Moonshadow is really happy you stuck up for him. I don't know how he would have handled my "disdain and superiority" without you to intervene on his behalf. But I am sure you meant well.

I was doing it ironically. Also, I never admonished anyone for their "disdain and superiority". That was someone else. The only point I was making is that it is old fashioned to place social media on a lower echelon of communication than other, more "traditional" media.

So was mine. I guess for you I should have handwritten a letter.

What would you prefer? A telegram? Get with the times.

Lost two players very early, but other than that there were no excuses. We should have won that game. We didn't. That isn't good enough.

Howe kicking to Toumpas one on one in the forward line. Why? Surely it should be the other way around.

My opinion has always been that James Frawley is nowhere near as good as he or a lot of other people think he is. He's no spud, but he's also got a lot of room to improve.

Being two men down and totally bereft of scoring power, I can't see us winning this. In fact, I can't see us winning too much at all this year.

Has Rohan Bail ever been anwhere near the 50 metre arc and NOT taken a shot for goal. Pass it off, son!

Let's see if we roll over and die.

Tom McDonald may as well be dead with this injury.

Jack Grimes FFS!!!

Trolololololol!

Sure we kicked 10 behinds in a row, but part of the reason for that is we have nobody taking marks inside fifty. All of our kicks are from crazy positions. What I'd give for a Clark, Dawes and Hogan forward line.

I think you're being a little harsh on our Captain there mate.

It's actually Fitzy who's off. Now we have literally zero talls, outside Spencer.

One of about 20 others in that category.

We've really dropped off since the first 15 minutes of the game.

Shannon Byrnes is a joke.

What's worrying? We're ahead.

Byrnes totally screwed Toumpas with that shitty handpass there. Pathetic.

Both my parents were living the the great sperm bank in the sky. Their greatness was not yet known to the world, and mine was but the fevered dream of a madman.

I'm going to be honest. I know about three or four of those names.