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Kent is out injured.

I don't want him to be out, so (naturally) you can bet he'll be out.

Neeld didn't know a thing.

I thought last year Jetta was really good before getting suspended. After his ban was over, that rocket scientist Mark Neeld let him waste away in the seconds for the rest of the year. Stick it up 'em, Jets!

. I disagree. I think the CLUB should be realistic. We SUPPORTERS have the option to dream because deep down we know that no matter what we do or what opinion we hold, we can't really affect anything.

Rested? As if being the sub three weeks in a row wasn't enough rest?

Prepare yourself for an early Neville Jetta injury on Sunday. It would be just our luck..

What is an "expert"? In this day and age, it's anyone who has a twitter account.

Maybe he decided to take the law into his own hands and murder Yze Magic, then got caught and locked up.

Yep. Our draftee hit rate over the last seven years is even worse than our winning percentage...so I guess you could say we've played above ourselves, as sad as that is to say.

. Who's Paul Roo?

He's the one I wish we could take back. How he was drafted ahead of Nat Fyfe is beyond me. Everyone else we drafted that year was either universally rated high (Trengove, Scully) or in that special Melbourne category of "development player" (Jordan Gysberts). Luke Tapscott was neither; we knew what we were getting with him, and it wasn't all that much.

Dean Kent ate him and then took his spot in our best 22.

As long as being rated number 106 doesn't make Nathan Jones a worse player on the field, I don't give a rats what the AFL or anyone else thinks about him.

Anyone who can read lips will know that Roosy messed up the words to the song. Don't worry pal, you'll get 'em right before long.

Yep. You're in Robot Hell...where (naturally) the Demons reign supreme for all eternity.

Might actually watch some more footy tonight. Usually my interest in the game is totally spent by the time the Melbourne game is over each week.

Doubt it.

Oh crap. I just realised I forgot the lyrics...

Woot! Victory!!!

Blatant trips like that should be a free kick and 50 metres.

"...trying to find a red white and blue jumper." #SPEW

I don't want him dropped because I see what he brings to the table. He's just extremely frustrating at times.

Rompingwins proclaiming us winners already. Is there any better proof he's a total moron than that?

I had the exact same experience in one of McDonald's first couple of games. After being towelled up by Nick Riewoldt for the first fifteen minutes, I potted him like no other. He proceeded to destroy Riewoldt for the rest of the game and made me look like a right dill.