Chook

Viney really screwed Pedo there by not shepherding.

DAWESY!!! Obviously done some goal-kicking practice this week. Also, Pedo is almost BOG for us tonight.

Jetta gets cracked in the head by a soft Sydney player. Is it a high free? Nope! Holding the ball.

Jack Watts was miles away from his man in the zone. Why? Why can't he use his elite speed to close down his opponent and force a pressured kick?

"In the back." Are you [censored] me?

Rampe tried to give the fend off to fresh air. Must have forgot he was playing Melbourne; there's never going to be anyone there Dayne.

Grimes strangled by McVeigh...play on.

Game over by quarter time, despite the endeavour. Sometimes you just aren't good enough.

Tackled before you hit the ground, layed on by two people with a combined weight of 180 kg, but of course it's holding the ball.

Can Terlich please never ever ever ever again kick the ball inside our defensive 50?

Jack Watts has absolutely NO physical presence.

Jack Watts everybody.

Jeremy Howe. Seriously, pal! Stop wasting our opportunities inside 50.

Umpires picking up where they left off last week. We must be the most penalised club in the league when it comes to frees inside defensive 50.

How hard is it to punch the ball over the goal-line? Every other team seems to be able to do it, but apparantly Tom McDonald can't.

Chris Dawes wearing the long-sleeves tonight. Last time he wore them we beat the Doggies by 2 points, so on that note I'm tipping us to win tonight...by 2 points.

Says a man who wears his own cap 24/7.

Strongly disagree with you there. Bringing in a first gamer later in the match after the heat has died out is a great move. Lets him play freely, safe in the knowledge that he'll be able to run the game out.

Never. He's way up there in football no-where land, so nobody will ever notice him enough to put any of the appropriate heat on.

I pray to Roos that we play Jeremy Howe in the forward line all game tonight. The moment he went up there last week, we got straight back into the match.

Matthew Campbell, Tony Shaw, Brad Johnson. I have more sympathy for the listeners, frankly.

We're "obsessed about pointing" because we recognise that doing so is totally hypocritical when you don't chase or tackle or show even a basic familiarity with the concept of teamwork.

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That is the absolute worst thing you can do. Taking him to games that don't involve Melbourne is like saying "Fark it. Support whoever you like. I don't care!" If he doesn't want to go to Melbourne games, that's fine. He'll come around when we start winning again. But if you expose him to other teams, then you may never get him back.

It's like you said; if you see your teammate lose marking contests one-on-one, then that person can subconsiously become almost "leprous"--to the point that you'll avoid kicking the ball to him even when he's wide open.