WalkingCivilWar

Chef’s kiss.

He’ll be back, OD. He’ll be back to play in Sydney, round 24.

I don’t see a problem with that. 😁

Oh dear sweet deluded R. How many times must you be told that Adelaide is NOT an exotic part of the world. JK. I know where you are and it’s indeed an exotic part of the world. Anyways, please Uber a woo-hoo bird to the ‘G this arvo. We all know woo-hoos go for the Dees.

To be fair, they do look very alike. 😁

Hope your day gets so much better, FD. BTW, what size jocks do you wear? Asking for a mobile phone company. 😁

We’ll win today. It’ll be a resounding win. It’ll be a memorable win. We won’t lose another match this year. We’ll finish second on the ladder at the end of H&A and our first final will be at the ‘G vs Brisbane and we’ll make Zorko cry, again. Why? Because I said so, and that’s as good a reason as any. GO THE MIGHTY DEES! ❤️💙 PS: some DA peeps are watching the Casey match today. They just reported seeing Clarry running, and running very well. They say he looks great. Spargypants is also there.

In late 2021 the fine folks of Demonland said we should barrack for Essendon vs I can’t remember who because it helped our ladder position. As hard as it was, I did exactly that. But in the third quarter I caught myself whispering “come on Jake” when Stringer was lining up for goal. I realised it was only a matter of time before I’d be calling him “Jakey” so I immediately stopped barracking for them. One can only do so much for one’s team.

THANK YOU SWANS!!!!!! PROMISE I’LL NEVER AGAIN CALL YOU A BUNCH OF HACKS AND LAUGH AT HOW YOU ALL LOOK LIKE WHERE’S WALLY although to be fair you kinda do. 😁

Far out, footy messes with your head. Usually watching Papley I’m thinking of how much I can’t stand his annoying mug. Just now I yelled out “Yes! Go Paps!!” Come round 24 and I’ll be back to wishing him a pregame injury. It’s exhausting!

Ugh I’m gonna be sick 🤮 COME ON SWANS FFS!!!!!

LOL. Sounds like it, right?! Except… No. I love Joeboy but he’s a little harsh for mine.

It wouldn’t be the same watching through nets. ☹️ Incidentally, pre-game goal kicking practice is when many mishaps occur, despite the net. Firstly, the balls are coming hard and fast and repeatedly. You’d be amazed at how many of them go over the net or on either side. But the main reason is because we’re not watching the players. We get all the gear out and set up our area etc. and for the most part have our backs to them. All good, concussion protocols don’t apply to the CS. 😊

This seems too good to be true. All the results so far favouring us. We’ll win comfortably tomorrow and Essendon will be thoroughly humiliated and that’s a great footy weekend. ❤️💙

We do have a massive Gussy fan who wears a replica Gussy helmet during every match. Pretty pointless though, he’s been hit on the head with it on and without and he says there was no difference. I was lucky not to have suffered a very bad outcome. The ball hit the mini banner I was holding aloft and because I was pulling it taut it lessened the impact to my head. There’s been way worse things that’ve happened to others: one of our CS members once saw the ball coming at warp speed and reflexively put her arm in front of her then 10yo daughter’s face to protect her and ended up with a broken wrist. Also, folks who wear glasses are sitting ducks. 😑

All good, FB. I come from a diehard Carlton family and most of my friends are Carlton. I didn’t join in our WhatsApp chat last night as I usually do during Carlton matches but when I did after the match there was a bunch of questionable stuff flying around. Apparently they won the grand final last night, and the Ashes, and they found a cure for cancer. 😁

It was late when I was chatting with a bunch of crazy blues fans so I got the numbers wrong. Or they got it wrong in their post-win euphoria last night. Probs a combination of the two.

Take your sweet time, Giants.

Samesies 👍🏽

Handy point 😁

Ye of little faith!

Last Sunday I was concussed when hit in the head by an Izak Rankine set shot. I find that since then I’m an exceptionally nice person. 😁 I simply cannot be rude even if I tried, to such a degree that I don’t feel like vomiting at every post of yours. But… … you’re pushing it here, buddy. We sheilas are the backbone of society. Don’t you forget it! PS: make the most of this niceness since it mayn’t last long. If Gilligan’s Island or any of those old shows are anything to go by, I’ll be restored to my old self when next I’m hit in the head. This could happen as soon as tomorrow coz sitting directly behind the goals is an invitation for such. 😳

They have seven players on $800,000 and five on $550,000. They may lose SOSOS if they can’t offer him a good contract at year’s end. They clearly don’t have much wiggle room.

Hang in there, Blues. Need you to win tonight.

LOL at watching all you guys having to barrack for Carlton. 🤣