WalkingCivilWar

“Why is our spiritual home now named after the NZ PM?” might be something they’d say. ?

You had one job, Collingwood. ? #iHateEssendonWithAnUnholyPassion

So heartening to hear this from fans who obvs know the Dees inside and out. Thank you guys ❤️?

Dusty concussed. You’re welcome, Bulldogs.

Probs not. But it could be worse: we could be devoted to a club that’s synonymous with missing teeth. Or with a drug-fueled premiership. Talking to you, Eagles.

I had the strangest dream last night: I dreamt that I witnessed my beloved Dees bring down the reigning premiers. When I woke this morning, I realised it wasn’t a dream after all. (The first giveaway was my hoarse throat, second giveaway being the sincere entreaties of the fam who politely asked me to keep it to a dull roar in future.) And what made last night’s match all the more special was watching it with the awesome peeps of Demonland, a land hitherto unknown to me, until last week when serendipity brought us together. And I am stoked that it did. ❤️? P.S. even my phone is loud n proud today; it’s type-size has magically grown. ?

Well picked! And yeah, I was sure young Angus was gonna burst outta the telly and into my lounge, such was his passion. Not that I would’ve minded. ?

I STILL HAVEN’T WON A DIME!!!

I bet against the Dees every week, no matter who or where we play. And I’m thrilled to say that I have yet to collect a single cent this year!

SO worth it: put $10 on and enjoy the princely sum of $10.10 returned. ?

Was gonna wish you Happy Birthday but pretty sure you already have had probs the best bday possible.

Yeah, but don’t we deserve to revel in the win, even just for tonight?

Same! He was like the protective big brother. Love him so much.

Well said. ?

They hear “Christian” and force of habit kicks in.

Bursting with pride. Still feels like a dream. Pinching myself like a mofo.

Dees are playing like there’s less than a kick in it. Never let up!!!

There’s your goal!!!!!

Methinks Dimma’s swear-jar be overflowing tonight.

Or both.

Cannot relax (or breathe for that matter) ‘til that final siren sounds.

Sweet mother of god how I wish this was last quarter.

Alex’s goal was SO important: stops any ideas of a Richmond run-on

We’ll be singing the song long after your friends have said “I do”