Everything posted by Fanatique Demon
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Christian Petracca
CP5 has lost me now. Let’s get the best deal we can, show him up when we play his new team, have Clarry win a Brownlow, win the 2025 flag, and Max the Norm Smith.
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Christian Petracca
This is true. And the parallels with Trac are amazing. A few years ago my wife gave me a mug that said “World’s Greatest Husband”. It was my Norm Smith! We had moved into a beautiful house and everything was great! One day I was using the Karcher to clean the stone wall in front of the house. After a while I felt tired and went inside for a rest before I’d finished. The wife said I should finish it that day because we had guests the next, and a half clean wall would look odd. She sent me back out there when I was really hurt. I continued with it until I couldn’t even hold the hose. Something was obviously wrong, so my wife called the ambulance and soon enough I was in intensive care. I’d suffered an extreme heart attack and had only 1% blood flow. The doctors worked on me with an emergency operation and saved my life. I was in intensive care for four days. I wasn’t allowed visitors because of Covid. That’s all true. It’s only now, watching Trac, that I know what I could have done next. While recovering I could have plotted. I didn’t like the direction of the marriage. (How could she not know that my arteries were clogged?) In order to extricate myself from the marriage, I could give my wife one reason. I could tell my friends another. And I could tell a few stories to the neighbours as well. There’s sure to be someone else interested in me. Maybe someone with more friends, or famous friends that would help me enjoy my life, like I deserve. Hey, maybe a rich woman. I know a couple of well connected wealthy widows who like to throw big parties. Then I could tell my dad jokes in front of a larger audience. I’d love the attention! It would be a great way to build my brand. Thanks Trac.
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Christian Petracca
@demonland, where is my post from a few hours ago about RDB in ‘65?
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Christian Petracca
I saw the 7 News and read The Age article. I haven’t felt this sick about a Melbourne player since RDB in 1965.
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Welcome to Demonland: Pick 5
Now to make a wise choice.
- VOTES: Rd 24 vs Collingwood
- POSTGAME: Rd 24 vs Collingwood
- GAMEDAY: Rd 24 vs Collingwood
- GAMEDAY: Rd 24 vs Collingwood
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Get to the ‘G!
Excuses excuses 😁
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Recently seen at Marble Bar
Yep, but it was very cold overnight when I was there.
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Recently seen at Marble Bar
A few weeks ago I stopped in at the IronClad Hotel in Marble Bar. Here are some pictures. Apparently Kosi brought the cup to the pub.
- VOTES: Rd 23 vs Gold Coast
- PREGAME: Rd 24 vs Collingwood
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CASEY: Rd 21 vs Gold Coast Suns
I remember @binman mentioning that he watched the Casey game before our Dogs game a couple of weeks ago. He said the terrible standard of the Casey side carried over to the Demons’ game. If we have a repeat of that today, the Demons will lose by 60+ points.
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CASEY: Rd 21 vs Gold Coast Suns
I’m sorry to say I found it. What a terrible quarter by Casey.
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CASEY: Rd 21 vs Gold Coast Suns
Sorry… I’m late to this. Is the game on Kayo, tv or elsewhere?
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Best Presser Ever!!
I’m so pleased to hear Simon is leaning in to so many things. Hope he doesn’t fall over.
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Christian Petracca
Isn’t this standard operating procedure? Doesn’t tell us anything.
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Christian Petracca
Classy!
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Christian Petracca
Hard to copy and paste because it is in white type. Need someone to save it and change the font colour. I can’t do that right now.
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Christian Petracca
Got it.
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Christian Petracca
Shame on the media for employing him. Shame on us for taking notice of what he says.
- VOTES: Rd 22 vs Port Adelaide
- VOTES: Rd 22 vs Port Adelaide