Rab D Nesbitt

Whoever ghost writes his post football memoir will have earned their fee.

If it makes anyone feel better he signed on with the filth for 6 years. Imagine the meltdowns on here if we'd done that. Actually, we probably did and he was scared we'd hold him to it if he tried to get out after 2 years.

If he's that easily spooked Collingwood are welcome to him. Bring on the draft.

Suburban cricketer masquerading as an AFL footballer, unfortunately. He'll undoubtedly be a winner in other aspects of his life going forward. Good luck to him.

Any truth to the rumour that GWS initially tried to trade the blow up doll to Essendon for Stringer but in the end included it as part of his salary package?

And 50% of his alimony payments.

Well, two and a half players to be precise.

True. There’s also ex Dees that moved on to other clubs after the story dropped. Allegedly.

Moves from Sodom to Gomorrah on a six year contract.

We should stop posting on this thread until there is a bona fide request from him to leave. I get heart palpitations every time I see it bumped up near the top of the Recent Topic list.

If it's Hawthorn not making the trip down the highway then you can just about guarantee that they will only be drawn to play Collingwood once next year as there is no way they will send them down there ever.

Anyone remember the good old days when the only media footy gossip we got over summer was the 5 minute long Bemm River Report every Sunday on World of Sport with Jack Dyer and Louie The Lip?

At the end of a season doesn't every player clean out their locker?

All talks about trading him were shut down until after this report got released, lest our brand value plummet.

BP5 didn’t make the top 10? 😂

Claz & BP5 contemplating their 7 year contracts.

Except that Clarry liked the instagram post that said he could be joining Bayley Smith and Jack Martin at the Cattery.

A Noosa round Pert's neck?

The Clayton's trade. The trade you agree where Clayton isn't being traded.

Wishful thinking. We still have him advertised on Gumtree under used sporting goods. Only the one bid though.

1800 NOOSADEE

Respectable, deferential, polite, frustrating. I also implored the club to stop opposition supporters sitting in our Tridents reserved seat area.

Having read everything to date I think it's not unreasonable to come to the conclusion that had another team offered us appropriate compensation then Clarry would be out the door. Not unlike the BP5 scenario however, there was just too little time for anyone to cobble together anything close to what we deem worthy. Everything else surrounding both is now just damage control and window dressing.

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