Rab D Nesbitt

Is there an updated ladder for this? It's not even on the AFL website from what I can see. There's a chance that the % difference between us and Brisbane may well be too great even if they beat us in Round 10.

Or perhaps the Great Pacific Gyre (or it's cloud based equivalent) where all the world's rubbish (threads) end up waiting to be collected and repurposed into a less toxic narrative.

What happened to the Cultural Issues at the Dees thread? I’ve just finished a quality sesh at a microbrewery in East Brunswick to find it has disappeared?

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Hawthorn appear to be accumulating more NQR tat than the bargain basement at Dimmeys.

Don’t know about the change of scenery angle. He’s a footballer not a landscape painter. Although it looks like he’ll save us a bit of Monet.

Exactly. The poor wee lamb.

The AFLPA need to get on the front foot with this and set up a support group in each major city to help players deal with the trauma of being a 1 hour flight away from their mum.

It wasn’t long ago that Lachie Neale was apparently very keen to get back to WA again until suddenly he wasn’t. Things change.

I don’t know if Cranbourne is Amish country but we need a good old barn raising so that our forwards can spend their summer trying to hit the side of it.

His head would explode. I like it.

Future 3rd + signed Harry Petty 2021 (or 2024 future) premiership guernsey with certificate of authenticity.

Perhaps this has been dropped as a distraction from the fact there's SFA happening in trade week.

I'd prefer the recent tradition of opening our season with a big win against the dogs at the G.

I'd keep Petty if only to spite Kane Cornes.

Just got home and turned on the game. What's with the air raid siren at the end of the quarter?

Definitely a joke ET. I would never suggest we trade Sparrow and Brayshaw. Swallow and Bradshaw on the other hand.....

Pick 6, Swallow and Bradshaw.

JVR and Petts should be our twin tall combo moving forward and I'd be looking to pay them whatever it takes within our means to keep it that way.

I stand corrected, Pennant St! I lived in Leinster for a bit but being a coffee drinker didn't take much notice.

Justin Reid has now threatened to go on a hunger strike if we don't trade Harry Petty to the Crows.

Strange he'd nominate them without having a conversation first about whether they want / have space for him on their list.

Quality human being is our Benny and I'd love to see him have an injury free run in the final year of his contract.

In other news, how long is a piece of string?

Conor McKenna has just told Brisbane that he wants to go home again because the Guinness here doesn't taste the same (true) and the last food parcel from home went missing in transit so he's run out of Barry's Tea.