Everything posted by Mel Bourne
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		Goal Kicking Coach
		
		This bloke from Shepparton had some luck teaching the Hawks to kick their way to a couple of premierships...
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		I’ve watched 5 decades of failure!
		
		Which is what I implied, no?
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		I’ve watched 5 decades of failure!
		
		He should earn his spot every week like every other player in the team. If he gets to 300 by doing that, then fantastic. But there’s increasingly less room for sentiment in the modern game.
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		Premiers soon
		
		“Don't forget the good gear today buddy." “Don't forget the good gear mate." “Bring some of the good stuff in buddy." “Sorry mate forgot to see you yesterday. Am heading to Adelaide today can you please bring some of the good stuff in buddy." These are some of the texts Simon Goodwin sent to Steve Dank when he assistant coach at the Bombers. I could be wrong, but I think the “good stuff” he is referring to in these texts, is “club culture”.
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		I’ve watched 5 decades of failure!
		
		I’m not trying to dissuade you. When you see a club like Richmond being managed by a former great, with another as their CEO, how can you not be moved by what is very obviously a strong sense of tradition and camaraderie? And furthermore, how could one not see how it could be one of the major ingredients of the club’s success?
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		I’ve watched 5 decades of failure!
		
		Be careful suggesting this. I’ve done it in the past (specifically referring to Adem Yze) and some of the more supposedly-learned people around these parts were very quick to tell me that having former players at the club is a foolish thing to want for. I guess Neil Balme and Brendon Gale are just freakish anomalies.
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		When big clubs stop being big clubs
		
		Which I will always happily attend!
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		When big clubs stop being big clubs
		
		Though it’s true that constant negativity can be tiresome and even more dangerously, risks becoming the accepted norm, I’m becoming increasingly bored by people who rap others over the knuckles for not being positive. Though the game itself is anchored in undeniable truths via a set of rules and results, following a sporting team is altogether abstract. Investing time and genuine emotion into a group of strangers chasing a ball around a ground week after week is f$&king strange no matter which way you slice it. But you take what you want from it. There is no “correct” way to enjoy sport. If somebody wants to be negative about the sporting club they follow, then absolutely go for it. And the exact same thing applies to the opposite. If you’re a supporter who is affronted by another’s negativity, then go and stand somewhere else or ignore what they write. But the second you start berating that person you’re being a bit of a fascist. Also, people who have lived out the majority of their life without seeing their team win a premiership have every right to be a bit negative, so I don’t blame any of the posters here for having a vent. It’s a frustrating thing.
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		When big clubs stop being big clubs
		
		Cotchin sounds like Gore Vidal compared to Jack Viney.
 - Grand Final 2019
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		Andrew Gaff
		
		I googled it for you. He’s 47.
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		Small forwards - what are our trading and draft options?
		
		Yes, Lockhart. Absolutely needs to be groomed for the role of small forward now, and I believe with a proper pre-season with the club we’ll see some great stuff from him next year. I just watched some clips of him (including his first goal, which was a classic piece of small forward play) and knowing that he did what he did with us this year with a perfunctory preparation at best, I’m full of genuine optimism we could have our next gun small forward right under our nose
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		Jamie Elliott
		
		I’ve been wondering if there is an intention to groom Lockhart for the dedicated small-forward role. And if not, why not. From the little glimpses we got this year, he could definitely fit the bill. I still think Spargo deserves another season before we make our minds up about him, but to my eyes Lockhart has more silk and seems more athletically gifted than Charlie.
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		Willie Rioli Suspended for 2 years
		
		Oh come now, it was just your two separate posts on top of each other (I couldn’t quote both due to the different page-factor). Anyway I’m only joshin’. Happy 4:20!
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		Willie Rioli Suspended for 2 years
		
		Hmmm, Obviously his attempts to deceive the testers were foolish and naive, but the prospect of missing (and the pressure of not missing) finals might have persuaded him to take that clumsy risk.
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		Willie Rioli Suspended for 2 years
		
		Sure, at the elite level. I’m talking about the local intra-share house comps.
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		Willie Rioli Suspended for 2 years
		
		Forgive me for not doing my own research here, but was Rioli looking at missing out on finals matches had he just ‘fessed up to a bit of weed?
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		Willie Rioli Suspended for 2 years
		
		The only “sport” I could see it helping in would be Fortnite.
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		Willie Rioli Suspended for 2 years
		
		There is no way you’ll ever convince me that weed is a performance enhancing drug in any contact-sport.
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		Willie Rioli Suspended for 2 years
		
		Something tells me Moonshadow doesn’t approve of people who smoke weed
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		MFC needs own VFL side
		
		Sure. Let’s not do it again then!
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		MFC needs own VFL side
		
		Totally agree. An upgrade is well overdue. I see moving to Casey Fields as very much a “buy cheap, buy twice” scenario though.
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		MFC needs own VFL side
		
		No. As opposed to neither of those things
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		MFC needs own VFL side
		
		Aren’t we having a difficult enough time attracting players to our club? Telling them that they can add 1-2 hours total travel time to each training session might not exactly serve as icing on the cake.
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		Clarkson assistant coaches record
		
		So how’s that Yze rumour looking then? Sadly, seems to be a non-event.