sisso

I guess the only mild consolation is their ins are no better than ours

I love how quickly all the air has gone out of our tyres, from premiership favs to wooden spoon chance: only at Melbourne!

Sack everyone except Oliver and Brayshaw and start again

That is a weak looking side on paper I hope we play better than we look

Considering he hasn't had a chance to even show what he can do in the seniors for us yet I don't know how we are meant to judge him....all I do know is every week Max is going to get smashed by 2 ruckmen and we have another one who could help him out kicking dew off the grass in the VFL

Pruess will be asking to be delisted so someone else can give him a go in the mid season draft at this rate!

Need to get over our obsession with inside mids and intercept defenders for a start: any danger we could recruit a forward?

At a bare minimum we need to win 2 out of the next 3 I think to get back into the season

Bit worried if we'll get value out of May we gave up a lot for him and he does seem a bit injury/suspension prone. That and the wisdom of importing GC Suns players they are cursed! Look at Richmond never had an injury, get Lynch and now they are screwed...

It is bewildering we are back to here again after that big thumping from Hawthorn early last year with seemingly a set of very similar issues.

I'll always be interested and go along no matter whether we are good or bad, after so many years I know no other way....what that says about the rest of my life is for others to judge! However the way Melbourne suck you in is the one match you decide to skip will be the greatest win they've ever had...

I'll going to hold off panicking until at least Friday night....lose to Essendon and then: man the lifeboats

Irrelevant apart from the fact it’s going to give me the sh*ts hardcore!

Do we know how bad May’s injury is? Please not another 4-6 weeks while we watch Hogan kicking bags for Freo

We've modeled ourselves on the Western Bulldogs: unfortunately not the good ones who won the 2016 premiership, the ones who get a million possessions and have record inside 50s for 8 goals a game...

How about me I just clocked up my 20th consecutive year in the Redlegs....

we suck

Not really, no experienced Melbourne supporter believed all the media BS

Will we win a game this year?

Stephen May recruitment brings Gold Coast Suns form for the team with him

One prelim finals appearance in god knows how long and yep, that'll do us...

Best list in the comp LOL

We are absolutely miles off it at the moment...

Thank christ I didnt bother going

I think I imagined last year