—coach—

WHY THE DUCK DID NO ONE TRY TO MARK DOGGAS KICK THERE???? FFFS

NIBBLESEN!!!!! (my daughter, 2021)

His did brown not get to that kick inside 50 🤦🏼

Picket received two hands in the back and pushed flat on his face, play on!

Tackled to the ground AND then laid on for about 8 seconds. Absolutely should be 50

Need to rise above the poor adjudication and just get this done. Back to rushed long bombs inside 50 and handball merry go around, stamp that out and play direct and fast

My daughter just called out “go nibblesen!!” after he kicked that one 🤣

That’s a ducking mark every day of the week to the bulldogs

Jeez we’ve burnt some opportunities

THESE UMPIRES ARE HOPELESS!!! ….just getting in early

6-15mm according to BOM with storm possible, high winds

You been following Melbourne for long? We find a way (sometimes the AFL facilitate it) to make the impossible possible! Be afraid, be VERY afraid!!!

Hey wouldn’t it be just like Melbourne to have to play cats in geelong first week of finals then go to Perth a play west coast the week later ?

The last time Melbourne kicked more goals than behinds in a game was round 12 against Brisbane! Can we break the curse today?!

Must say this is more enjoyable than loosing

Watching Ben Browns forward work, he has been tremendous. If he’s not going to mark it he taps it to our smalls running through, has done it three times this quarter resulting in 2 goals

The umps clearly can’t work out how far 15m is so just get rid of the rule that it has to be 15m for a mark, just have it any distance

Watching our forward 50 work is like watching the under 10 girls game I just watched my daughter play in.

Really disappointed with last night on two levels: 1. Same issues as previous weeks. Poor goal kicking, leaving the corridor empty for dogs players to run into at ball ups inside forward 50, repeated high bombs out of contests, not kicking to our forwards advantage, poor forward 50 structure of our talls (always in the same area) 2. For what was actually a pretty cracking game, the enjoyment was completely taken away by one of the worst umpiring displays I can recall. Even my wife who follows the dogs, could see it was poor (she never admits anything). For what was turned out to be a 20 point win to them, I don’t think we were a 30% (20 divided by 65) worse side than them. Felt like it should have been less than a goal win to me. To be honest, if we played then in finals I would be pretty confident of winning the game provided the umpiring was fair and even and we could convert a reasonable percentage of easy set shots. Our biggest issue I think is that they have so many players that can easily and effectively swap in and out of the side to suit the conditions and opposition while our next best players are a significant step down. We are one dimensional is a number of aspects of the game, which makes it easy for opposition coaches to work out a way to beat us. Examples include the long bomb inside forward 50 to all our talls standing within 5m of each other and the kick out from behinds to exactly the same spot on the ground over and over again. Anyway, while these lockdowns drag on and on and foolish people march for “freedom” (only to potentially risk freedom by spreading virus), hopefully our boys go back to the same farm they visited early in the year which lead to a new found sense of team and the great start to the season and our coaches watch a few episodes of Ted Lasso for some tips on how to cure Dani Rojas (aka Ben Brown) goal kicking “yips” (we don’t say that word here. See latest episode of Ted Lasso). Have a great week good people.

Out [censored] goal kicking, in anybody who can kick 50% of their set shots

Why do we leave the corridor empty like that, they’ve got 3 goals doing that tonight

Great stuff from Viney rhere

This is actually a really good game, though I’m so angry with the poor umpiring standard I just can’t enjoy it

OH [censored] OFF WITH THESE RUBBISH FREES

It’s round 19 and the last time we kicked more goals than behinds in a game was round 12