Uncle Fester

Pedos hands. Now there is something you'll rarely hear in polite company.

It's their's to give is it? Remind me again who's ground it is.

I'm in the stay, go, whatever camp with Chip, but I don't see why people want to border on the obscene when it comes to trashing him. There was a comment a page or so ago about him being a cum bucket. If I was a mod here that would be the last post that person ever made on D'land.

ummm. Essendon?

Fellas, don't be sad. Last year it was out firsts. This is progress.

Aren't you sick of being the idjit in search of a village? Think once, think twice, think never, ever, ever hit the post button.

I'm a more attractive man than Little - and that's saying something. He looks like the Emperor from Return of the Jedi.

As long as the umps don't crucify us, then I'm on board.

backourboys? What happened to standbyhird?

Zaharakis. Watching the replay with a cooler head he was even better than I remembered. He just won't accept defeat. He's young, tough, talented, and in a team that is up the creek in a sinking canoe. Essendon are going to need picks, he needs a club to play for, and we have deep pockets.

McKenzie comes back in to the side, keeps his opponent quiet while hurting Essendon offensively, and to some people this is a sign that he's not much chop? Just out of interest: was it an Essendon supporter you compared notes with?

Cucumber when it matters.

A good game to take some newcomers to. What did they think?

At the pub tonight a mate asked me what I was drinking. I said Essendon tears.

Posting under Carrot Top I made mention that a Crows mate of mine was filthy we snagged him. He reckoned that he had the best tackle of any footballer he'd seen. I reckon he might be right considering we haven't seen this guy have a preseason yet, and he still produces something like that.

That's about the size of it, ladies.

#standbyhird of course.

Winners are grinners (and I'm grinning like a fool). Losers can talk as much rubbish as they want to smooth the burn

So sweeeeet it tastes like sugar!

Better than sex!

C'mon Redlegs!

And yet...

Kick goals?

I get the feeling we could do with a huge, talented man-child that plays like a young Carey or Brown.

I'll supply him with a poison doughnut