Uncle Fester

It has been for years. The supporters run the club and the board and surrounding staff are too [censored] scared to offend them. And when you add to this that the supporters are either drinking champagne because their team is better than anyone or drinking cyanide because they are the worst team in the league, then you have mob rule, and that never works. It especially won't work down Tigger Alley because their supporters are so freakin' unbalanced and unrealistic. Normally when you point at cultural problems in a club you target players, or coaches or admin. Down that way it's the supporters that harm the club in ways that no other club has managed, and probably won't. Until that changes they will either be suffocated by unrealistic expectations when they win, or drowned by the vitriol and anger that accompanies losses. But enough about putting the boot into the RFC in its moment of pain (as fun as that is). I want to talk to that fella that defected from us to go join them when we had our teatime of the soul. What was his name again?

We didn't. He abandoned us. This is the life he chose, not the life we offered.

Is there a link to the presser anywhere?

We back him. That's what we do.

"One talent spotter said overlooking Kelly, 19, could prove worse than the well-documented Watts-Naitanui decision." Phil Scully? Is that you?

You still have some? I salute you, oh dying breed.

Blease isn't worth anything of value. If anybody really wanted him they could pick him up in the rookie draft after we delisted him.

Looks like that day finally came. Vale Carrot Top. Long live Uncle Fester. Hopefully that meant that the subs went through now.