Ethan Tremblay

I’m quietly confident cocaine use amongst players is rife. Therefore, I wouldn’t be surprised if he has dabbled.

Who gives a flippin flap jack about what Hodge has to say to his Brisbane teammates.

Beat me to it by 3 minutes.

Why did she photoshop the crowd out?

Choice bro.

A 15 goal win was me being reserved, I hadn’t even taken into account Wines missing. 20 goal first round win coming up. #Easymoney.

I’d suggest it was a case of Nev not wanting to play.

Who called this the reverse draft? It really is.

I fail to see how my post influences the performance of the team.

I reckon Port will be a discombobulated rabble this coming season, I envisage a 15 goal win in round 1. #Bookmarkit.

How about his delicious handballs?

How can you be ropeable at someone for snorting a legal substance from the chest of a willing participant? People need to get out more.

We get it, you speak to the players.

He was in Germany participating in what is now a tradition during Oktoberfest. The perpetually offended could do with a dose of snuff off a breast.

Dangerfield kept trying to pick himself.

Sugar and menthol? What a waste of a good breast.

Carlton have good players?

Breast-man for life.

Not a good look, I agree. But it wasn’t cocaine and it’s not an illegal substance. A non-story really.

Why do you think he’s going to get in serious trouble?

Lucky man. To be fair, the video going around was taken during Oktoberfest, what he’s snorting is a completely legal substance called Wiesn koks. Apparently he just likes the smell of it.

Does it involve swimming and breasts?

Jack Viney vs Nathan Jones Sam Frost vs Charlie Spargo Jake Lever vs James Harmes Joel Smith vs Christian Salem

I know right? Like O M G.