Ethan Tremblay

I generally take a sickie the day I’m due back from holidays.

It’s Harley Bennell’s influence.

I supplied the coke and roofies.

He tested positive on game-day so it was classified as doping. I don’t mind potshots at the AFL but the decision had nothing to do with them.

He’s a dreamboat.

I recently learnt about ‘Instagram Influencers’. The fact young people get sucked in by them bamboozles me, bamboozles I tell ya.

Probably just jealous of their chiseled abs.

Man you need to get out more, young fellas having some harmless fun that’s all. Ain’t got nothing on what Harley was getting up to.

Reluctantly being at the MFC by choice? How odd.

Not at any decent level but trained hard to join defence, at 25 I injured by back pretty bad on deployment and couldn’t do what I was doing anymore. A decade later it’s still buggered and having another round of major surgery in a couple of months. Pretty rough not being able to do what you trained hard for and loved. I could probably be more empathetic I suppose.

A pie and a coke.

I looked up their heights and was surprised to read that Fritsch is 4cm taller than Green. He looks much shorter out on the ground.

Train Hard, Fight Easy. Bennell is too good of a talent not to give a chance too, let’s just hope he’s learnt from his mistakes. Being out of WA will be the best thing for him. Good luck.

Any sign of Bennell?

A player, out at the races, bumps into a supporter of the club and tells him that senior players think Tomlinson’s deal is ‘excessive’. Sounds legit.

Ridiculously overrated. Cyril Rioli: 189 games, 275 goals Jeff Garlett: 185 games, 321 goals

Given the year we’ve had and our history I imagine our offer would have to be far superior to Geelong’s. Given Bennell’s history it’s hard to imagine any team paying much.

I must say chaps, this is all very un-Melbourne like, very un-Melbourne like indeed.

BF4L.

Only on here so it has to be true...right...?

Just a gut feel or something you’ve been informed? Players normally end up where they want to go, at $1.5mil for two years, he’s going to end up at Carlton. Anyone who hopes differently is going to be disappointed.

Thanks, I read somewhere that Geelong will only have a rookie spot left on their list if they want Bennell.

Probably a stupid question but can you rookie list a DFA?