chook fowler

Get off the ground Smith - you are a liability

This is disgraceful. Pack of useless pretenders

Rather him in forJKH

Pocket billiards?

In breaking news the AFL Spuds Association have given the Melbourne Football Club an award for their services to re-igniting the careers of many of their members. The Association President and previous Spud of the Year recipient Tex Walker says the award is well deserved and is looking forward to being the benefit of a similar service tonight.

For us it’s darkest before more dark.

Come on, Man up. The boys need your support.

Bugg going through the motions - might signal a move to Werribee

Listening to Gus speak at his presser and on Inside Melbourne it is easy to see what a beauty he is. Sincere, articulate and definite leadership material. A future captain I would have thought.

I feel sorry for Dom. He looks like he’s carrying the weight of the world on his shoulders. I hope he finds his mojo and plays many more games for us.

Sets up a lip smackingly good future midfield of Gus, Clarrie, Trac and Viney getting silver service from Maxxy. Could rival the Cox, Judd, Cousins and Kerr combo without the substances.

Tell them to go F themselves sideways.

It sort of matches the car crash that was our last quarter. Hope you are ok

Makes a change from feet I suppose

Reports are that Sloane has reinjured his foot. Wouldn’t that be a shame if true.

This year just gets better and better.

So many rookie errors - it’s infuriating

We need to secure Gus before worrying about anyone else.

You can’t assume anything. The problem is we keep making the same mistakes, especially when defending a lead in the last quarter. This is why Kane Cornes has called for Goodwin to develop a hard edge and kick some backsides.

Seneca, the Stoic philosopher, counseled to expect the worst in order to avoid disappointment. I would like to thank the Club for giving me ample opportunities to practice this technique.

That would be very naughty

Pert to full back

Time to unleash Ginger Baker - the Cream of the crop

1. We’re not Carlton 2. Harmes recent form 3. We’ve got cricket to look forward to - Oh, wait!

Alistair Clarkson