chook fowler

Must go by whatever means: Garlett, Bugg, McKenna, King, Flipper, Tyson, Pederson, JKH. Uncertain about Maynard, Tim Smith and Dion Johnstone. Gorne - Vince and Balic Must get Preuss

Razor Ray

Coming off the back of zero disposals last week. Should not have been selected

Bull Smith has had a disappointing year. 5 goals 17 and doesn’t get involved enough. A limited player, unlikely to be up to AFL standard

I hope we have seen the last of Garlett - serial non-contributor. How in the hell is Hutchens captain. FMD

Petty looks very promising

Bugg, you idiot.

Rated 1/10 by Ben Guthrie as the worst player on the ground. Enough said.

One of the big problem areas are the wings - Tyson and Jones can not run and spread. Too slow yet they persist with them there. Fair dinkum, Jones was just jogging around at half place and looked lost. For a leader to not stick one tackle surely says a lot. Fritsch should have played instead of Tyson, as most on demonland thought. Viney must be the sole captain and Lewis should be banished from the leadership group.

I was being restrained but Lewis really made me angry with his lazy, undisciplined and unaccountable game. Over and out.

I can forgive all except Jones and Lewis. Lewis was an f’n disgrace. He’s not a leaders a/hole. Pizz off and don’t darken the doors of our Club again.

The Imodium, Maxolon and nexium are flowing at this house, along with some medicinal single malt of course.

Roos has always come across as an unemotional type. That’s obviously wrong. It is both surprising and pleasing to see him so invested in the Club. His time with us was obviously much more than just a another job. Good on ya Roosey.

Nothing like a bit of good old fashioned smiting. Bring it back.

as we speak. They are pointing in the right direction. Another omen - the mighty Wycheproof Demons ( same jumper) won the premiership

Not be surprised

Sleep is over-rated. I don’t know how the players are able to. The Team has been getting rid of so many hoodoos. The next one to fall should be our grand final performances. 1988 and 2000 were shockers.

Eddie’s pants will be bulging.

Spargo would be about the right size to get the job done

Squirrel grip?

Looks like it’s back to the future - Dees Pies Granny

....and a sponsorship from Optifast.

I was referring to your comments about Spargo which were way off the mark. But I doubt you will listen.

As long as it’s not Milton’s Paradise Lost

I was there in the 80’s and went to the 88 Grand Final - what an anticlimax. I don’t remember the atmosphere being like this but then time diminishes the memory and that result was very deflating.