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Why we will win a flag witin 3 years

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Cos when the following kids hit their peak, they will be as good as /similair to the following AFL players

Colin Sylvia - Mark Ricciuto

Brock McLean - Michael Voss

Matthew Bate - Matthew Pavlich

Sir Cale Morton - James Hird

Nathan Jones - Robert Harvey

Lynden Dunn - Chad Cornes

Michael Newton - Tony Modra

Addam Maric - Peter Daicos

Jack Grimes - Glenn Archer

James Frawley - Matthew Scarlett

Ricky Petterd - Peter Matera

 
Cos when the following kids hit their peak, they will be as good as /similair to the following AFL players

Colin Sylvia - Mark Ricciuto

Brock McLean - Michael Voss

Matthew Bate - Matthew Pavlich

Sir Cale Morton - James Hird

Nathan Jones - Robert Harvey

Lynden Dunn - Chad Cornes

Michael Newton - Tony Modra

Addam Maric - Peter Daicos

Jack Grimes - Glenn Archer

James Frawley - Matthew Scarlett

Ricky Petterd - Peter Matera

LMAO at everything above. No point commenting on a stupid post

 

just a little bit of an exhageration but i like where you are going

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Some comparisons are half realistic but what the hell do Petterd and Matera have in common?

Exhilirating speed

Goal kicking ability

Skill


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LMAO at everything above. No point commenting on a stupid post

You just commented

Thanks for the reply

Cos when the following kids hit their peak, they will be as good as /similair to the following AFL players

Colin Sylvia - Mark Ricciuto

Brock McLean - Michael Voss

Matthew Bate - Matthew Pavlich

Sir Cale Morton - James Hird

Nathan Jones - Robert Harvey

Lynden Dunn - Chad Cornes

Michael Newton - Tony Modra

Addam Maric - Peter Daicos

Jack Grimes - Glenn Archer

James Frawley - Matthew Scarlett

Ricky Petterd - Peter Matera

:wacko:

If half the players turn into the players written next to them we will will a flag in 3 years.

 

you forgot to mention Dean Bailey. the Rev let to many coast for to long. if the players dont understand what it means to be a team after watching the cats this year, they never will.

Cos when the following kids hit their peak, they will be as good as /similair to the following AFL players

Sir Cale Morton - James Hird

Addam Maric - Peter Daicos

Jack Grimes - Glenn Archer

If these 3 are on the money make it 2 years

Jack Grimes = Glenn Archer. Now that would be bloody exciting.


Matthew Bate - Matthew Pavlich

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

No seriously, I haven't read something this funny since...........ever.

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

Yze_Magic, I love it man. Keep the jokes coming.

ash how come your little video clip doesn't play anymore?

ash how come your little video clip doesn't play anymore?

It still should be playing.

It does when I look at at.

Anyone else can't see it?

It still should be playing.

It does when I look at at.

Anyone else can't see it?

Its fine.

If anything Woey seems to have got slower since you first put it on Ash! :D


if only optimism won us games, we would be premiers every year.

at the end of the day, we have some good kids coming through, but so do every other club

I was never a superstitious person before I started posting on here. Now, everytime you say something, the complete opposite happens. Please, for the love of god, stop being so optimistic.

Although you are good for a laugh YM, Please stop making these predictions it only makes us bad

Cos when the following kids hit their peak, they will be as good as /similair to the following AFL players

Colin Sylvia - Mark Ricciuto

Brock McLean - Michael Voss

Matthew Bate - Matthew Pavlich

Sir Cale Morton - James Hird

Nathan Jones - Robert Harvey

Lynden Dunn - Chad Cornes

Michael Newton - Tony Modra

Addam Maric - Peter Daicos

Jack Grimes - Glenn Archer

James Frawley - Matthew Scarlett

Ricky Petterd - Peter Matera

I think you need to reassess there a little, Y_M.

Nathan Jones is obviously Paul Kelly, not Robert Harvey.

And Brock Mclean is no doubt Leigh Matthews for the modern age.

Sir Cale will clearly be the next Wayne Carey... except not an arrogant womanising [censored], one hopes.

I think the list needs some reworking.

Whatever happened to the old 'Bate-ifides', too?

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:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

No seriously, I haven't read something this funny since...........ever.

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

Yze_Magic, I love it man. Keep the jokes coming.

Whats so funny Ash?

Bate is a freak. He has all the tools, and I think Bailey will turn him into a superstar

Bate is already the best player in the AFL at kicking goals outside 50


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I think you need to reassess there a little, Y_M.

Nathan Jones is obviously Paul Kelly, not Robert Harvey.

And Brock Mclean is no doubt Leigh Matthews for the modern age.

Sir Cale will clearly be the next Wayne Carey... except not an arrogant womanising [censored], one hopes.

I think the list needs some reworking.

Whatever happened to the old 'Bate-ifides', too?

I did it quickly, its not as easy as it looks

But you are right about Jones/Kelly

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Could be some salary cap issues on the horizon.

LOL :lol:

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Although you are good for a laugh YM, Please stop making these predictions it only makes us bad

I keep track of all my predictions

I have a strike rate of about 85%

That is phenomenal, and probbaly unheard of to be honest

Even the so called 'experts' in the media only get it right about 30-40% of the time

 
Whatever happened to the old 'Bate-ifides', too?

He's definitely a stronger, taller, red-headed Judd. :lol:

How bout bartram yze magic?? Surely he should be mentioned in this prestigious group. Who could he be compared with??


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