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I was hoping there was a gif from the "I'm from Moe!" man from The Footy Show. But not to be.

 

Don't be surprised if it ends up being:

Oliver to GWS for pick 13 (we pay 35% of his salary).

Petracca and 13 to GC for Humphrey, Pick 7 and F2

Edited by Red and Blue Flame

 
1 minute ago, Adam The God said:

I was hoping there was a gif from the "I'm from Moe!" man from The Footy Show. But not to be.

1 minute ago, Red and Blue Flame said:

Don't be surprised if it ends up being:

Oliver to GWS for pick 13 (they pay 35% of his salary).

Petracca and 13 to GC for Humphrey, Pick 7 and F2

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1 minute ago, Mouseymoo said:

Thank you, that's all I wanted.

19 minutes ago, Demonland said:

Don't look now but Bailey Humphrey just posted a bunch of photos to instagram. Many of them in Suns gear. Hopefully it is just a periodical photo dump that players occasionally do when they haven't posted in a while.

If you want to go all reading the tea leaves then he captioned it "I'm from Moe" and then you can infer that perhaps he is stating that this (Moe) is where I'm from and I'm coming home. Here are a couple of other photos of me in my old job.

PS There is also a photo of him in Lions gear so maybe that is a parting middle finger shot to his old club for not letting him go home.

Ok back to your regularly scheduled day dreaming or crying into your hip flask.

Or maybe Moe was what was inside us all along..

Moe is closest to Casey of all the other training grounds…

I’m just saying

 
5 minutes ago, Red and Blue Flame said:

Don't be surprised if it ends up being:

Oliver to GWS for pick 13 (they pay 35% of his salary).

Petracca and 13 to GC for Humphrey, Pick 7 and F2

Surely if we are paying a huge chunk of his salary pick 13 alone is not in our best interests.

Just now, Optimus D said:

Surely if we are paying a huge chunk of his salary pick 13 alone is not in our best interests.

I've updated it - meant to read we pay 35%.

The more we pay, the better the deal will be.

I've been told that Oliver is a key to us getting Humphrey.


10 minutes ago, Red and Blue Flame said:

Don't be surprised if it ends up being:

Oliver to GWS for pick 13 (we pay 35% of his salary).

Petracca and 13 to GC for Humphrey, Pick 7 and F2

I fear you’ll be extremely disappointed f that is your expectation

1 hour ago, Axis of Bob said:

Yep. Some real loser vibes in here.

It's a bit sad that some people are so afraid of hope and happiness. It's their comfort blanket.

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3 minutes ago, Red and Blue Flame said:

I've updated it - meant to read we pay 35%.

The more we pay, the better the deal will be.

I've been told that Oliver is a key to us getting Humphrey.

Still think it's unders....

4 minutes ago, The Jackson FIX said:

I fear you’ll be extremely disappointed f that is your expectation

Not my expectation, it's what I've been told.

Oliver is a key part of landing Humphrey.

We hold all the pieces for a trade with Humphrey.

Club would be ecstatic to land:
Humphrey, a future pick and a top 10 pick for Petracca and Oliver.


5 minutes ago, Very Jaded said:

Moe is closest to Casey of all the other training grounds…

I’m just saying

What are you suggesting? That he lives in Moe and then drive the 1 hr and 15 minutes to Casey Fields or lives in inner suburban Melbourne and drive 1 hr and 15 mins to Casey Fields.

Then there is factoring in travel from Moe to Gosch's (1 hr and 30 mins). Same time from Moe to the G.

Moe to Caulfield is 1 hr and 30 minutes when he is on the verge of retiring.

Take public transport to Caulfield Racecourse you say? 2 hrs and 30 mins from Moe.

2 minutes ago, Red and Blue Flame said:

Not my expectation, it's what I've been told.

Oliver is a key part of landing Humphrey.

We hold all the pieces for a trade with Humphrey.

Club would be ecstatic to land:
Humphrey, a future pick and a top 10 pick for Petracca and Oliver.

Unfortunately I don't think it is possible anymore to get Pick 13 for Oliver. We'd probably have to pay his entire salary to get close to a deal like that. 😭

2 minutes ago, biggestred said:

Vline train bus from traralgon stops at caulfield.

Can we tempt him with a year long Myki pass?

4 minutes ago, Demonland said:

What are you suggesting? That he lives in Moe and then drive the 1 hr and 15 minutes to Casey Fields or lives in inner suburban Melbourne and drive 1 hr and 15 mins to Casey Fields.

Then there is factoring in travel from Moe to Gosch's (1 hr and 30 mins). Same time from Moe to the G.

Moe to Caulfield is 1 hr and 30 minutes when he is on the verge of retiring.

Take public transport to Caulfield Racecourse you say? 2 hrs and 30 mins from Moe.

She’s suggesting if he wanted to take off for a weekend or night in Moe, doing so from Casey is going to be a faster trip than the other clubs can offer.


4 minutes ago, Demonland said:

What are you suggesting? That he lives in Moe and then drive the 1 hr and 15 minutes to Casey Fields or lives in inner suburban Melbourne and drive 1 hr and 15 mins to Casey Fields.

Then there is factoring in travel from Moe to Gosch's (1 hr and 30 mins). Same time from Moe to the G.

Moe to Caulfield is 1 hr and 30 minutes when he is on the verge of retiring.

Take public transport to Caulfield Racecourse you say? 2 hrs and 30 mins from Moe.

I’m saying that on the days we train at Casey he can easily go home and visit or stay with his family

It’s a hell of a lot closer than Dingley

Just now, The Cult of Disco Turner said:

Has anyone told BH that he would have the privilege of being featured on the Demon Dash if he comes to us?

And the Demonland banner. Even better.

 

All I’m hearing is the best training facilities in Moe for the one and only, the mighty Moelbourne Demons.


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