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Just now, Ted Lasso said:

Edmund reporting he thinks the Humphrey trade is happening.

Hold onto your hats ladies and gentlemen

Stop it

 
Just now, Mouseymoo said:

Stop it

I will not.

Momentum is building. I did not see this coming at all.

"Family reasons". If you want to legitimise that reason you can't also chose your team....

Is. This. Actually. Going. To. Happen?

 
2 minutes ago, Ted Lasso said:

Edmund reporting he thinks the Humphrey trade is happening.

Hold onto your hats ladies and gentlemen

Happening as in generally, or as in right now?

I need to know so I can grab a hat to hold onto.

Just now, Ted Lasso said:

I will not.

Momentum is building. I did not see this coming at all.

To who though?! 🤣


Just now, Red But Mostly Blue said:

Happening as in generally, or as in right now?

I need to know so I can grab a hat to hold onto.

As in generally.

Just now, Brenno said:

To who though?! 🤣

Well.. one team has Christian Petracca to offer. the other two interested have nothing picks in a weak draft, who would you trade him to?

1 minute ago, Ted Lasso said:

As in generally.

Well.. one team has Christian Petracca to offer. the other two interested have nothing picks in a weak draft, who would you trade him to?

Well.. If it was up to me I trade him to the Dees for a future 4th. And throw in Ben King! 🤣

I agree though, it makes the most sense to trade to us, but its BH that's decides.

5 hours ago, dazzledavey36 said:

Hes similar to Pickett except he is more mid first, forward second. He'd start forward at AFL level and has the ability to go into the midfield and provide that good 5-7 minute burst similar to how Kozzie was transitioning into the midfield.

I watched him at under 18 level and if he was 182cm tall I have no doubt he would have been a top 3 pick. Hes a jet but hes bloody tiny..

I think the thing that offsets this is his pace. I compare him (crudely) with Spargo, but the attribute he has over Charlie is leg speed. Both elite kicks, he's probably more creative by hand than Charlie too, but they're relatively similar players, minus the pace.

If we could walk away with Humphrey, Steele and Rogers for Trac, Clarry and Spargo, we're re-setting beautifully. If I could dream one step further and say replace McVee with Harry Oliver in a Clarry trade, Adam's extremely excited and still a God.

Edited by Adam The God

 
8 minutes ago, Ted Lasso said:

Edmund reporting he thinks the Humphrey trade is happening.

Hold onto your hats ladies and gentlemen

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I’m so so ready to be burnt and dissapointed again!


7 minutes ago, Mouseymoo said:

"Family reasons". If you want to legitimise that reason you can't also chose your team....

Is. This. Actually. Going. To. Happen?

He doesn't need to publicly nominate us, the 'family reasons' is a way for GC to backtrack their stance on 'we are not trading him never ever ever'

And then when the Trac deal happens say 'it was an opportunity to help Bailey return home for family reasons, while also allowing us bring in a big name star'

If he were asking for a trade back to Vic, surely we'd have said to Gold Coast that if this request comes, you tell him it's MFC or nothing. Let them know if they agree to trade him somewhere else then Petracca is off the table. Surely we have some leverage there. Understand his preference may be another club, but we may need to be firm if these rumours are true.

14 minutes ago, Ted Lasso said:

Edmund reporting he thinks the Humphrey trade is happening.

Hold onto your hats ladies and gentlemen

Thanks for reading Demonland, Sam.

2 minutes ago, rufus said:

If he were asking for a trade back to Vic, surely we'd have said to Gold Coast that if this request comes, you tell him it's MFC or nothing. Let them know if they agree to trade him somewhere else then Petracca is off the table. Surely we have some leverage there. Understand his preference may be another club, but we may need to be firm if these rumours are true.

If GC don't want to trade him to us for Trac, then I imagine they want to trade him even less to Hawks or Pies for picks or players who are not Trac

Other than Curnow, who doesn't seem keen on them, who else can they even get in a 3 way trade that brings them what Trac brings to the table?

I mean the pasta nights alone...


He will probably go to Hawks for some picks and Suns will offer those picks to us for Petracca. It is possible I am looking through a half empty glass.

Edited by DeeMee

Sam Edmund said it 5 days ago that he thinks a trade is happening. He didn’t just say it today and I don’t think he said to Melbourne, Just believes a trade will happen.

I think there is no incentive for the Suns to trade him to the Hawks or Pies right now, and BH knows it. the reality is they'll be offered what they'd offer for him in the future.

the opportunity to sign a Christian Petracca might never come up again if they blow it, if BH wants to come back to vic it does make some sense if they've got to lose him to get a star in return instead of average picks.

Excitement is officially returning after a fairly dissapointing off season so far.

Grand New Flag sent me this cryptic update - its pretty clear what is happening:

When the wind blows with Buckley's chance

A new dawn rises upon a frosty Caulfield glade

Then the marchers on the tracc to Casey

Fall off with Humphrey's King Crown.

Just now, DeeMee said:

He will probably go to Hawks for some picks and Suns will offer those picks to us for Petracca. It is possible I am looking through a half full glass.

This is indeed very much the loser bridesmaid vibes that we've gotten from this club in recent years.

But King and Guerra are maybe more a bride and less of a bridesmaid. We can only hope.


1 minute ago, DeeMee said:

He will probably go to Hawks for some picks and Suns will offer those picks to us for Petracca. It is possible I am looking through a half empty glass.

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In your defence, you’re a Dees fan

Just now, Demongirl35 said:

Sam Edmund said it 5 days ago that he thinks a trade is happening. He didn’t just say it today and I don’t think he said to Melbourne, Just believes a trade will happen.

He said it again today on Trade radio.

Said something along the lines of "The Suns are still running with the stance they won't trade him, but there is momentum behind this and i believe this is happening."

2 minutes ago, DeeMee said:

He will probably go to Hawks for some picks and Suns will offer those picks to us for Petracca. It is possible I am looking through a half empty glass.

I see that as probably the most viable option.

They still get Trac. They don’t care how.

Hawks get a jet.

And we stay [censored].

 

We need to get Roosey involved - he will whisper sweet nothings in his ear

1 minute ago, Demongirl35 said:

Sam Edmund said it 5 days ago that he thinks a trade is happening. He didn’t just say it today and I don’t think he said to Melbourne, Just believes a trade will happen.

BUT WHO HAS HUMPHREY STARTED TO FOLLOW ON INSTAGRAM IN THE LAST 5 DAYS...???


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