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7 minutes ago, Ghostwriter said:

Don’t mean to step on anyone’s thunder but I just heard from a very reliable source that BH attended Casey today for a medical.

Went to a BBQ today did you Ghosty?

 
8 minutes ago, Ghostwriter said:

Don’t mean to step on anyone’s thunder but I just heard from a very reliable source that BH attended Casey today for a medical.

Was your reliable source last seen on the toilet?

Just now, demoncat said:

Went to a BBQ today did you Ghosty?

No, and I’m not in the toilet either.

 

10 minutes ago, Ghostwriter said:

Don’t mean to step on anyone’s thunder but I just heard from a very reliable source that BH attended Casey today for a medical.

Ghosty is this you wanting to continue the thread? 😂

1 hour ago, picket fence said:

Gawd, I'll post it again!


Friday at 17:15

Carrryst it isn't that hard Dees this is what I would do

1 Give GCS Till Monday to offer us Bailey Humphry straight trade for C.P

2 If they refuse then leave the meeting saying that we will NO LONGER DEAL with them over C.P

3 Start contacting other clubs and find out what is on offer

4 GCS will SHHHHHHEEEIT the bed and panic

5 Bailey Humphry becomes ours and if they don't do it C.P Stays

6 C.P GETS Back to GC and beseeches them to do the deal.

7 G.C Fold

NOW THAT IS AGGRESSIVE TAKE NO SHEEEIT NEGOTIATION!

When do I start???

Edited Friday at 17:17 by picket fence

One small problem I can see with that… Humphrey has not nominated us, and to the best of my knowledge, nowhere has it been reported that he wants to come to us. If he does, great, but in the meantime, your scenario cannot happen.

 
4 minutes ago, Ghostwriter said:

Oh I didn’t realise it’d already been mentioned.

Mentioned by an account that joined up 3 weeks ago, so very happy to hear it from the Ghosty themselves

59 minutes ago, john delosa said:

“King gets it, you don’t rebuild by cutting out your heart. Trac’s the pulse of the side, and any real leader knows you work with that energy, not against it!

Mate, John, mate...

He's not the pulse, nore the cadence.. not nuffin'

Cos first of all you have to have heart ...your heart has to be it in...in the club. His isn't.

Happy to have him as a very handy mercenary... but he's not true red and blue, not any more.

Thats fine


2 minutes ago, Ghostwriter said:

Oh I didn’t realise it’d already been mentioned.

Wasn’t this specific @Ghostwriter so if your source has confirmed it, it adds weight to something most we’re throwing shade at. Take note @Demon4Life

4 minutes ago, Ghostwriter said:

Oh I didn’t realise it’d already been mentioned.

Don't worry Ghosty, everyone claimed the other poster as a troll.

But now that you've said the same thing......?..

2 minutes ago, Very Jaded said:

Was your reliable source last seen on the toilet?

No but he might be in need of a stiff drink… I pestered and pestered him and eventually wore him down. He said “Keep this to yourself!” I said “I will.” I lied. He doesn’t read Demonland (I hope)

4 minutes ago, Ghostwriter said:

No, and I’m not in the toilet either.

lol good to confirm

But in all seriousness, was this reliable source someone who could categorically confirm it happened?

There’s been a rumour going around today and - without being disrespectful to the person who posted it - they don’t have the track record and (known) connections you do to the club

Edited by demoncat

13 minutes ago, Ghostwriter said:

Don’t mean to step on anyone’s thunder but I just heard from a very reliable source that BH attended Casey today for a medical.

surprised kristen chenoweth GIF


I just hate to think that the MFC are prepared to just take picks 7 & 8 for a player of Petracca's ability. Surely someone with modicum of common sense will see that we are getting shafted by GCS.

Do not accept this offer or be bullied into topping up their academy picks.

A lot is riding on the outcome of this and we must be seen as strong.

And to think in 2 days, all of this will be over 😂 god we need a win here, don't we? Our collective celebration would be insane! 🥳🍻

2 minutes ago, Gawn's Beard said:

Wasn’t this specific @Ghostwriter so if your source has confirmed it, it adds weight to something most we’re throwing shade at. Take note @Demon4Life

Yeah, poor old @Demon4Life was torched for suggesting that BH was doing a medical, so nice to have another poster that’s heard the same thing.

Honestly I’d just be happier if he came out and said tonight that he was staying at the suns instead of this just not happening at all come Wednesday night. This is mostly because I have exams in a few weeks and cannot afford another full school day wasted or a trip to the emergency department.

Id rate Ghostwriter's mail from my chats Ive had that confirmed other things I knew from other sources as being reliable.

That being said I was told it isnt an easy matter to attempt to swap managers within 24 hours in the middle of trade period thus it was suggested to me in clear terms today. If its true he has likely left it far too late.

He is one of the only emerging players of significance using that manager in the AFL is all I will say if that says what its supposed to if ya get me, etc

Edited by Norm Smith's Curse


5 minutes ago, Ghostwriter said:

No but he might be in need of a stiff drink… I pestered and pestered him and eventually wore him down. He said “Keep this to yourself!” I said “I will.” I lied. He doesn’t read Demonland (I hope)

meet GIF

5 minutes ago, demoncat said:

lol good to confirm

But in all seriousness, was this reliable source someone who could categorically confirm it happened?

There’s been a rumour going around today and - without being disrespectful to the person who posted it - they don’t have the track record and connections you do to the club

This isn’t my usual way of hearing things. I called on a favour I was owed.

5 minutes ago, Ghostwriter said:

No but he might be in need of a stiff drink… I pestered and pestered him and eventually wore him down. He said “Keep this to yourself!” I said “I will.” I lied. He doesn’t read Demonland (I hope)

Is your source named, Mr McVee? (I say this in complete humour only).

 
21 minutes ago, Ghostwriter said:

Don’t mean to step on anyone’s thunder but I just heard from a very reliable source that BH attended Casey today for a medical.

Bloody hell even Casey is beating us in the trade period


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