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Bailey Humphrey

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5 minutes ago, Roddog said:

Demon4Life joined last Wednesday. Very likely a troll

Very troll like behaviour. Running with an unconfirmed rumour from another likely troll on here that is playing with everyone's emotions. Neither have any runs on the board and have plausible deniability when it doesn't pan out.

There is nothing about any of these rumours on the socials and you can bet your bottom dollar that a rumour like this if it had any merit would be the top story. Yet nada.

I know this sentiment will be unpopular for those wanting to believe but these trolls should be ashamed of themselves.

 
1 minute ago, Chook in Perth said:

Nup. I'm just watching this with one hand in the popcorn and the other on my pecker like everyone else.

cool.

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15 minutes ago, mandeelorian said:

Probably the two clowns spreading false hope on here.

Kudos for the master troll.

11 minutes ago, DoubleH said:

@Demon Forever Have you heard about this medical today, anything to it?

I havent.

 
27 minutes ago, Demon4Life said:

Update -

BH has changed to Connors

Doing medical at Dees today

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2 minutes ago, BDA said:

you're going way out on a limb here D4life.

i hope you're right but but without media noise i'm still highly suspect about all this

Get the MASSIVE egg ready y’all 😅

2 minutes ago, pewpewpew said:

Very troll like behaviour. Running with an unconfirmed rumour from another likely troll on here that is playing with everyone's emotions. Neither have any runs on the board and have plausible deniability when it doesn't pan out.

There is nothing about any of these rumours on the socials and you can bet your bottom dollar that a rumour like this if it had any merit would be the top story. Yet nada.

I know this sentiment will be unpopular for those wanting to believe but these trolls should be ashamed of themselves.

chill out man. if nothing else this thread has been a humourous distraction for a few days.

2 minutes ago, BDA said:

chill out man. if nothing else this thread has been a humourous distraction for a few days.

We may have no Humphrey, Trac, Clarry or Judd, but we will always have this thread

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Alright I loved GNF and seen that he has passed away. So forgive me if this riddle is not to his standards

I'm heading to the demons nest, a suns star leading to the demons quest.

Number 19 might change but the quest remains.

My club might change but my ability is the same.

Who am I?


1 minute ago, Very Jaded said:

We may have no Humphrey, Trac, Clarry or Judd, but we will always have this thread

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It’s all fun and games until Wednesday night. Then I think I’ll down a bottle of whisky and smoke a blunt. That worked out ok for Jim Morrison yeah?

36 minutes ago, The Taciturn Demon said:

Either @Demon4Life and @Demon Forever are enacting a masterful trolling double act or this is getting a bit interesting.

But Scully was staying and Josh Kennedy was going to be announced any moment! People here posted it!

Can find out about the Connors change if true. Hold the horses. May mean nothing though.

8 minutes ago, pewpewpew said:

Very troll like behaviour. Running with an unconfirmed rumour from another likely troll on here that is playing with everyone's emotions. Neither have any runs on the board and have plausible deniability when it doesn't pan out.

There is nothing about any of these rumours on the socials and you can bet your bottom dollar that a rumour like this if it had any merit would be the top story. Yet nada.

I know this sentiment will be unpopular for those wanting to believe but these trolls should be ashamed of themselves.

To be fair you should always take any information that you receive from anonymous sources on the internet with a grain of salt.


4 minutes ago, Demonland said:

To be fair you should always take any information that you receive from anonymous sources on the internet with a grain of salt.

I’m only entertaining an experienced grain of salt that turns my head, in no way can I accept two first round grains of salt.

As much as I love the gossip, why would Humphrey need to do a medical at all? 🤣

Rumours are only allowed in the Rumour Thread — it’s literally named that way.

Clear boundaries. Clear expectations. Inner peace.

But… if the exact same post shows up anywhere else?
All alignment collapses, the inner monk leaves the building, and upsetness prevails.


Just now, Adam The God said:

As much as I love the gossip, why would Humphrey need to do a medical at all? 🤣

Because we are importing EPL language.... 🙄

Just now, Demonland said:

Also FWIW there has been no mention on any social media from anybody in the media about Bailey Humphrey changing management or doing a medical at the Dees.

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Just now, Engorged Onion said:

Because we are importing EPL language.... 🙄

But there's no question over his fitness or availability so why do a medical haha

Just now, Adam The God said:

But there's no question over his fitness or availability so why do a medical haha

It's a mental health assessment to see if he has the resilience to handle 10 years of being spoken about on Demonland


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