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The Brisbane Asscrack Jumper

defuture15
in AFLW Melbourne Demons

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Sorry to be the bearer of bad news but the lions girls are wearing this jumper. I would have thought that they would have shelved it after the men wore it. Great win by our girls despite an ever increasing injury list. Shelley had a high heart rate that was being managed in the second half.

Carlton is actually dominating Brisbane!

The Carlto girls look particularly well drilled

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    I saw 'Brisbane Asscrack Jumper' and assumed it was creatively delivered news about Dayne Zorko retiring.

    Anyway, not sure what the point of starting a whole new thread about it is.

    Not even worth merging with the AFLW game thread, would expect mods to just delete.

    Edited by Little Goffy

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    Oh dear…

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    Plumbed new depths ....

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    20 hours ago, Little Goffy said:

    I saw 'Brisbane Asscrack Jumper' and assumed it was creatively delivered news about Dayne Zorko retiring.

    Anyway, not sure what the point of starting a whole new thread about it is.

    Not even worth merging with the AFLW game thread, would expect mods to just delete.

    What don't you like about this thread? I think it is a cracker........ Thank you. I will let myself out now.

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    5 hours ago, Rocknroll said:

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    From round 10 May 18 this year

    You weren’t alone with this sentiment, RnR. During our match it was such a distraction for us, especially when Harris Andrews was up our end (pardon the pun)

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    8 hours ago, Ghostwriter said:

    Oh dear…

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    Plumbers cleavages everywhere.

    Should be sponsored by Reece

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