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1 hour ago, Demonstone said:

Check your sums again, grasshopper.

If Freo wins, the Bulldogs will be in 9th spot on 40 points.

right you are my learned friend

there is an unwritten disclaimer with all my posts - they are probably not correct


Good to see Taj Hotton play and kick a goal. i reckon we would have looked at him closely with the Lindsay pick

4 minutes ago, whatwhat say what said:

not watching, but apaz nic martin just did his knee for the peptides

he got pushed over near the boundary line and hobbled off. not sure of diagnosis

Hawthorn are making serious ground as my most hated team on the Pies and Bombers

 
11 minutes ago, dees189227 said:

Gee just saw the half time score. Not a brilliant game

45mins without a goal

for either team


My goodness what is going on at the G? Richmond haven't kicked a goal since the 1st quarter & essendons only kicked 1.

Terrible. It's not like it's raining

Worst game of all time?

53 minutes without a goal in dry weather

is that a record?

To say it’s VFL quality is very harsh on the VFL

1 hour ago, Demonland said:

Joke’s on you, I don’t watch footy that doesn’t involve Melbourne anymore.

So as far as I’m concerned, Geelong and Pies are battling it out for the spoon.


3 minutes ago, Graeme Yeats' Mullet said:

Richmond and Essendon playing circle work... Such a nothing game

One of my best mates is an Essendon man, and he just texted our footy group chat to say that this is the worse game he’s ever seen.

That’s saying something when you’re an Essendon supporter.

Just now, Jaded No More said:

One of my best mates is an Essendon man, and he just texted our footy group chat to say that this is the worse game he’s ever seen.

That’s saying something when you’re an Essendon supporter.

Shocking if they lose to Richmond

Just now, Graeme Yeats' Mullet said:

Shocking if they lose to Richmond

I asked how is he still watching and he replied with “why am I still supporting this team is the better question” 😂

It’s like a car crash

it’s so bad, you can’t look away!


Just watched the last 13 seconds.

So happy for yze.

That is terrible by essendon, I know they have injuries but come on.

Bomberblitz will collapse. 🤣

 

It’s never not beautiful to see Essendon lose. In the main, results this weekend have been chef’s kiss.

Will the Tigers even sing the song?

genuinely the worst game of all time

and yes, I am a melbourne supporter


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