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13 hours ago, picket fence said:

HOW HIPWOOD CONTINUES TO GET A GAME IS RHE 8TH WONDER OF THE WORLD

Hipwood on the trade ladder

 
12 hours ago, old dee said:

Carlton miss a point. Lons straight down and goal. That says it all. Cripps must be one of the most over rated players out there tonight.

If they gave a point for every throw he's the man

10 hours ago, deegirl said:

Anyone dreading next week when Carlton break their losing run?

Yeah probably

 

Two Main Teams the maggots idolise but have given up on favouring. They have now put away the whistle officially on Carlton and Essendon unless we are playing them.

1 hour ago, Willmoy1947 said:

Hipwood on the trade ladder

Doubt it. He’s been a bit better over the last year – since they played him back for a few games last year.

Thought I heard a dodgy comment last night about him having an Eric–tion during a purple patch in the second quarter. Not sure how that went to air, if in fact I heard it correctly.


The Age has just published an article about the reported death threat on Michael Voss that got the Collingwood supporter a five year ban.

The text was:

“I’d like to report 23 missing persons and pre-emptively report the murder of Michael Voss.”

The article goes on to suggest that perhaps the AFL have over reacted.

Sending a "bogus" message to a "report abuse" line is perhaps worthy of censure but a five year ban?

Now it made sense. The Collingwood supporter was not a would-be criminal but a would-be comedian. It was not a death threat, but a nasty little attempted gag about Carlton’s 23 “missing” players and Voss’s presumably imminent sacking. So the question has to be asked: is a failed joke a reason to ban someone from attending a venue for five years?

The AFL’s statement said that abuse is abuse “regardless of the intent”. The same applies to the message against abuse. Good intent is not sufficient. Spray it around too loosely or patronise the public with “learning moments”, and the message is wasted. There’s only one [censored] who benefits from that

https://www.theage.com.au/sport/afl-turned-a-lame-attempt-at-humour-into-a-death-threat-20250711-p5me5e.html

1 hour ago, Diamond_Jim said:

The Age has just published an article about the reported death threat on Michael Voss that got the Collingwood supporter a five year ban.

The text was:

“I’d like to report 23 missing persons and pre-emptively report the murder of Michael Voss.”

The article goes on to suggest that perhaps the AFL have over reacted.

Sending a "bogus" message to a "report abuse" line is perhaps worthy of censure but a five year ban?

Now it made sense. The Collingwood supporter was not a would-be criminal but a would-be comedian. It was not a death threat, but a nasty little attempted gag about Carlton’s 23 “missing” players and Voss’s presumably imminent sacking. So the question has to be asked: is a failed joke a reason to ban someone from attending a venue for five years?

The AFL’s statement said that abuse is abuse “regardless of the intent”. The same applies to the message against abuse. Good intent is not sufficient. Spray it around too loosely or patronise the public with “learning moments”, and the message is wasted. There’s only one [censored] who benefits from that

https://www.theage.com.au/sport/afl-turned-a-lame-attempt-at-humour-into-a-death-threat-20250711-p5me5e.html

so pies fans can physically assault fans and name every racist word under the sun but can't do this rightio

18 hours ago, old dee said:

Carlton miss a point. Lons straight down and goal. That says it all. Cripps must be one of the most over rated players out there tonight.

Old Dee, I've thought for quite a while, he's overrated full stop. Gets a fair bit of the ball but there's a lot of nothing disposals. Then we're told he's playing a sensational game.

 
24 minutes ago, Return to Glory said:

Old Dee, I've thought for quite a while, he's overrated full stop. Gets a fair bit of the ball but there's a lot of nothing disposals. Then we're told he's playing a sensational game.

empty stats is his middle name..... him and ollie wines haha have robbed clarry and bont of a charlie each. people love to say that woey was the worst ever brownlow winner but come on wines my god


first time i've seen a good crowd at Metricon stadium

mostly pies supporters i imagine

16 minutes ago, dees189227 said:

Do we really think gold coast will get close to Collingwood tonight?

I tipped them trying to make up some ground and bloody hell everyone above me did to. Should be a cracking game, GC have a crazy amount of talent on their list.


Hardwick has the GC boys seriously wound up. Let’s see if they can keep the pies scoreless until half time.


Well played by McCrae for using his annual ‘sickness through the club’ card for this game.

Edited by Ethan Tremblay

 
4 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

Well played by McCrae for using his annual ‘sickness through the club’ card for this game.

chris scott special


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