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Brock to Captain Friday Night?

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Wow, it's like I wrote this article, magic to my eyes.

<3 Mark Stevens.


Is he one of the Vice Captains this year?

he's in the leadership group and the only one yet to captain from that group.

Now if he could get a really hot girlfirend, his media profile will hit the roof.

he's in the leadership group and the only one yet to captain from that group.

Now if he could get a really hot girlfirend, his media profile will hit the roof.

i don't think that'll be too hard for our brock!!

yeah i posted this in another thread as well. i feel its a perfect time for him to captain as a feel in job will never carry the same amount of weight, yet we know for brock it will carry the same amount of pride. friday night game in the split round, all eyes on us, our big name player will finally have the chance to quash any doubters or at least prove his merits as the leader of the club.

he's in the leadership group and the only one yet to captain from that group.

Now if he could get a really hot girlfirend, his media profile will hit the roof.

Anyone know how Jaded goes in the looks department? ;)

 

brock is a champion and will captain our club in years to come...

however he does not go very well in the looks department. let's be honest guyz he's uglier than sin haha. i would be very impressed if he could snag a model because it would give all us blokes hope

PLEASE BE TRUE.


Anyone know how Jaded goes in the looks department? ;)

maybe she should post some pictures lol ;)

maybe she should post some pictures lol ;)

Great article.

Funny how this thread has turned though isn't it... ;)

brock is a champion and will captain our club in years to come...

however he does not go very well in the looks department. let's be honest guyz he's uglier than sin haha. i would be very impressed if he could snag a model because it would give all us blokes hope

Mate, all he has to say is that he plays AFL football and he'll have no problems at all ;)

brock mclean doesn't need a supermodel, a supermodel needs brock mclean

Interesting comparisons made there with Judd.....

and Judd's no oil painting either, perhaps he needed another category in the article:

"HEAD (3)

Not the best bollard to look at in a dinner suit or accross a candle lit table, but idealy suited for pushing through packs.

Having said that, Judd by comparison looks like he was severly beaten with an ugly stick and possibly delivered into this world by pulling on his jaw. Whilst well short of Trevor Barker's legendary looks, Brock can at least stand proud beside David Neitz with his well lived in scone. With a C beside his name McLean is sure to be attatracive to the A list beauties of Melbourne "


as long as he doesnt hook up with the likes of that swedish girl from sydney...she may be a looker but we want him playing for years to come...

"Since the start of 2006, Judd has been No. 1 for points earned per minute on the park with an average of 1.28. McLean has been second with 1.27. There is daylight to third."

thats a very telling stat for anyone who says that one player isnt a massive loss. he just gets so much quality ball, we need him fit and on the park.

Mate, all he has to say is that he plays AFL football and he'll have no problems at all ;)

Sad indictment ;)

he just gets so much quality ball, we need him fit and on the park.
Definitely. I'm sick of injury-plagued Dees - lets hope McLean doesn't miss too many from here on in.

now that brock has his 50 games up there will never be a repeat of yze tossing the coin and running to the bench ;)

 

Oh man, how do I always manage to get a mention in every Brock thread?

Firstly, what a brilliant article. I might just have to frame it.

Stevens is absolutely spot on with his assessment of Brock, and he isn't as biased as we are. He is a natural leader, and I agree completely that he should captain us on Friday night.

Secondly, all this talk about his looks is quite ridiculous coming from all you men! :D

He has a hell of a lot going for him, and I'm sure he has no issues picking up women wherever he goes. There is something very attractive about his 'run myself to the ground' work ethic ;):wub:


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