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NON-MFC: Round 05

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9 minutes ago, Ghostwriter said:

You’re loving this, aren’t you. Revelling, I’d say. Happy as a pig in sch!tt. Giddy with excitement. Not even an hour ago another Demonlander messaged me to vent about posters who can barely conceal their joy at the position our club’s in. Your name was exhibit A. and not for the first time. I don’t expect you’ll rein it in, just wanted to let you know how cringe it is.

Cheers happy jack 😉

Have to agree with you GW. Bub surfaces every time the club has an issue. He is consistent at least 🥴

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    Another soft free in front of goal to Meek. Just let the 200 plus cm rucks go for it FFS!

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    8 minutes ago, whatwhat say what said:

    Tis good theatre

    Tisnt

    Tis annoying AF

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    21 minutes ago, Nietaphart said:

    Have to agree with you GW. Bub surfaces every time the club has an issue. He is consistent at least 🥴

    Yeah, consistently cringe

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    45 minutes ago, BoBo said:

    IT BEGINS

    This is all your fault, BoBo!!!

    You mega-mozzed Port!

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    hawks have limited the percentage damage well. might even get to within 15 points or so

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    1 minute ago, whatwhat say what said:

    to you mebbe

    by comparison, i don't have any issues with it

    Bully for you old chap.

    What’s more pressing right now is wtf has happened to Port?!!!!!

    I blame @BoBo

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    47 minutes ago, whatwhat say what said:

    Started when they appointed Clarkson mid finals series, escalated when they poached junior Burgoyne, exploded with the finals series last year

    The clubs genuinely don’t like each other

    Yeah nah you’re right. They DO NOT like each other 😳

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    3 minutes ago, Ghostwriter said:

    Yeah nah you’re right. They DO NOT like each other 😳

    told ya :P

    (i stopped watching at the end of q1 - what happened this time?)

    Edited by whatwhat say what

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    13 minutes ago, Ghostwriter said:

    Bully for you old chap.

    What’s more pressing right now is wtf has happened to Port?!!!!!

    I blame @BoBo

    I’ve seen this game before. It’s Port. Haha

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    Bit of a fizzer in the end. 30 points flattered hawthorn. The game was done at 1/4 time.

    Ginnivan scoreless so we saw no celebration

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    7 minutes ago, dees189227 said:

    Butters has crazy eyes

    I'd have him at the Dees in a heartbeat. Terrific to see that smug team get done.

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    55 minutes ago, whatwhat say what said:

    told ya :P

    (i stopped watching at the end of q1 - what happened this time?)

    Some rather spirited argy-bargy

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    Media still glazing Flogthorn. Only got anywhere near Port from a 12-0 run from the fluoros.

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    Went along to that last match to get over Saturday.

    Truly bizarre.

    Biff was good though – wonder if it puts butters up past the $50 K Mark?

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